Here is your cup of coffee.  Brewed from the finest Colombian lighter fluid.

Xander ,'Chosen'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Daisy Jane - Aug 11, 2009 6:46:02 am PDT #3088 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Our healthcare stories. [link]

Heartbreaking. I'm tempted to put mine up there.


Trudy Booth - Aug 11, 2009 6:52:45 am PDT #3089 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Shir, here's their menu. [link] I've heard from several people who've gone there that they actually won't serve you if you don't order that way. If you say something like, "I'll have the empowered," the waiter will respond, "Do you mean you are empowered?" and this will continue until you say "I am empowered."

"I'll have the nachos or you aren't getting a tip."


tommyrot - Aug 11, 2009 6:59:31 am PDT #3090 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Odd photo's of children:

This ain't right: [link]

Nor this: [link]

Cool family photo: [link]


Hil R. - Aug 11, 2009 7:11:35 am PDT #3091 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

most bread has eggs and/or milk in it, so they are probably indicating that it's vegan bread.

Regular sandwich bread generally doesn't. Challah and brioche do. (Last time I was at the store trying to buy a loaf of whole wheat bread, I was checking the ingredients on all of them and rejecting anything with non-vegan ingredients or corn syrup, and there were way more corn syrup ones than non-vegan ones. I think that, of the ten or so brands that we looked at, we found two with milk, one with eggs, and about eight with corn syrup.) My guess is that the "toast" is some kind of raw cracker.


Theodosia - Aug 11, 2009 7:11:47 am PDT #3092 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Oh, Spare Cat could and would do that jar-opening much better, because she would unhesitatingly push it off the counter so that it broke open on the floor. None of this namby-pamby delicate lid opening for her!


tommyrot - Aug 11, 2009 7:22:35 am PDT #3093 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

This is weird - soon there will be more women in the workforce than men: The Mancession

We’ve pointed out before that that recession has disproportionately hurt men, who are more likely to work in cyclically sensitive industries like manufacturing and construction. Women, on the other hand, are overrepresented in more downturn-resistant sectors like education and health care.

Casey B. Mulligan noted, for example, that for the first time in American history women are coming close to representing the majority of the national work force. It would of course be a bittersweet milestone, given that it comes primarily as a result of men’s layoffs.


tommyrot - Aug 11, 2009 7:27:54 am PDT #3094 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Does ita's wet men page only have pictures of famous wet men?

Anyway, here's a naked wet man: [link]

Worksafe.

eta: Oh wait - he is famous!

It's Raoul Bova, darlings. Have we not seen the cinematic masterpiece that is "Under the Tuscan Sun?"


Shir - Aug 11, 2009 7:28:36 am PDT #3095 of 30001
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Israelis new age names are freaking horrifying. One of my neighbors' kids name in Hebrew means "sublimate".

I cannot get this. I hope she/he will sue them when he/she will grow up.

(I guess this is somewhat more delicate in Hebrew, where names and meanings aren't nostalgic memory what they were hundreds of years ago, but as vivid as then).


SuziQ - Aug 11, 2009 7:30:42 am PDT #3096 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

In a meeting/conf call. My agenda item is second to last. SO SLEEPY.


Ginger - Aug 11, 2009 7:48:19 am PDT #3097 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I hope she/he will sue them when he/she will grow up.

If he or she hasn't slowly evaporated before then.