11 Most Painfully Obvious Newspaper Articles Ever
Even funnier are 11 Hilarious (and Very Necessary) Newspaper Corrections. They are truly amazing.
All right, no one's killing folk today, on account of our very tight schedule.
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Natter 64: Yes, we still need you
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Polter-Cow - Jan 07, 2010 12:24:16 pm PST #29950 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
tommyrot - Jan 07, 2010 12:29:51 pm PST #29951 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
The Onion had one of the best newspaper corrections ever:
'The Onion quoted Senator X as saying, "Jesus Christ almighty, this is good fucking cocaine". The Senator's actual words were "Tax reform can only proceed in a framework of reexamining subsidies". The Onion regrets the error.'
Jessica - Jan 07, 2010 12:34:26 pm PST #29952 of 30001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Would one of the drawer dishwashers work for you? They can take up less space, especially if you only do one drawer instead of two, although you would probably still need some cabinetry rework. However, since you're about to have the classic sized family, you might want the full sized washer anyway. The single drawer works fine for us, but it's just the two of us.
In the space I have, an 18" built-in would fit better than a drawer-style because I'd just be replacing one entire cabinet rather than chopping one in half.
Maybe I should tell my sister to circulate to my extended family the suggestion of a gift certificate to Sears as the perfect 2nd-baby-shower-gift...
Tom Scola - Jan 07, 2010 12:36:14 pm PST #29953 of 30001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
TMZ is reporting that Jay Leno will go back to the 11:30pm timeslot after the Olympics, which means that Conan is out of a job.
Sue - Jan 07, 2010 12:46:56 pm PST #29954 of 30001
hip deep in pie
Jessica, there must be some places that would give you a free estimate. This site gives a ballpark of $500-1000. (It's a Canadian site so materials may be less. But I don't know if there's a NY premium on labour.) [link]
I would estimate a couple hours work each for a plumber and a carpenter. I would love a dishwasher...really, a whole new kitchen.
Sue - Jan 07, 2010 12:47:26 pm PST #29955 of 30001
hip deep in pie
TMZ is reporting that Jay Leno will go back to the 11:30pm timeslot after the Olympics, which means that Conan is out of a job.
Boo!
tommyrot - Jan 07, 2010 12:56:17 pm PST #29956 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Chicago Snow 2010: STUNNING Pictures Of Winter Storm (PHOTOS)
This pic of a tiny dog trying to walk in the snow is great: [link]
Dana - Jan 07, 2010 12:57:02 pm PST #29957 of 30001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
Hee. That's an accusing look on that dog's face. I've seen the same look on my parents' dog when she starts to go outside, and then discovers that it's raining.
Daisy Jane - Jan 07, 2010 1:10:07 pm PST #29958 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Even funnier are 11 Hilarious (and Very Necessary) Newspaper Corrections. They are truly amazing.
That 1969 NYT one is a thing of beauty.
Conan on TDS? No. Stewart would never be able to get anything done.
brenda m - Jan 07, 2010 1:19:58 pm PST #29959 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
And the Ottawa Citizen was clearly having some fun with the correction of their correction.