If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.

Book ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


megan walker - Jan 06, 2010 5:56:32 am PST #29525 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Er...8 am is definitely business hours.

I disagree, even in California I wouldn't assume that, but if she called at 7:42 am, she's the one who threw the social rules out the window.

Our sales are up 10-15% this year over last. There are definitely a lot more people interested in going to (or back to) school.


Sophia Brooks - Jan 06, 2010 6:01:20 am PST #29526 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I didn't want to sound like a salesperson!

With regard to school- our 1 year nursing program for people with a BA or BS is crazy full of applicants. Like 200 - 300 applicants for 40 seats. And we literally have no more classrooms or office space for more instructors even if we could accept them all.


Gudanov - Jan 06, 2010 6:19:30 am PST #29527 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

Yikes Erin, I wish you two well. Unfortunately, I don't know anything helpful for that situation.


Nicole - Jan 06, 2010 6:29:34 am PST #29528 of 30001
I'm getting the pig!

Erin, that sounds like a shitty situation. I wish I had an ounce of advice for you.

I fit into MY PROM DRESS. Of 17 years ago!

Very cool! And not shallow.

My boss spilled coffee on her desk two days ago, and she can't stop talking about how mad she is at her self and how could she do that?!?!

Seriously? Two days ago? Dude. Let it go.

Blah. I'm working from home again today. The coughing fits keep turning into wretching fits and that just... sucks. And shouldn't be in the workplace. You know?


Kat - Jan 06, 2010 6:31:23 am PST #29529 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Sophia, I've been speculating that the nursing programs are in super high demand (wait list for nursing classes here can be 2 years). And it sounds like you all have found that to be true also, which is interesting. RNs is one of the projected high growth employment areas.


§ ita § - Jan 06, 2010 6:31:36 am PST #29530 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I came into work at 8 today. Motivated in no small part by curiosity to see if New Guy would too.

I still feel like crap on toast and he's not here.


Nicole - Jan 06, 2010 6:34:43 am PST #29531 of 30001
I'm getting the pig!

Quick! Someone track down the boss and send him over to New Guy's (empty) desk!


Kathy A - Jan 06, 2010 6:35:57 am PST #29532 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

At the bookstore, we sell lots of prep books for the nursing school test, more than for any other non-general test.


tommyrot - Jan 06, 2010 6:38:51 am PST #29533 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Birds of prey deployed in Rhyl to stop seagull attacks on shoppers

Birds of prey are to be deployed in North Wales to stop seagulls attacking shoppers. The Coastal Hawks Project will put hawks and falcons on patrol in Rhyl, with their handlers wearing medieval dress.

Mike Espley, a Rhyl councillor, said he came up with the idea after witnessing 30 seagull attacks on shoppers in a single day.

The first patrols, planned for March 1, will include a European eagle owl, two Harris hawks and a peregrine saker falcon. Three unemployed people will be trained at a Welshpool falconry centre to take part in the project. Mr Espley said the birds will always be tethered to the handlers, and will not be allowed to fly.

The "wearing medieval dress" bit is my favorite part....

eta:

He said that as well as being a deterrent, the birds would will be a tourist attraction. “The handlers will be dressed in medieval costume and will give talks about them during the summer months and seasonal breaks.” Mr Espley said that if the project is a success, he hopes to extend it along the North


brenda m - Jan 06, 2010 6:39:57 am PST #29534 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

What's with this "will not be allowed to fly" business?