I can handle the Oz Full Monty. I mean, not 'handle' handle.

Xander ,'Help'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Fred Pete - Jan 05, 2010 9:18:22 am PST #29408 of 30001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Nicole, I've sent losing tickets in once or twice. Never won anything.

As for ita's problem, I'd tell New Guy, "I don't obssess over what time you get in every day." But in 21+ years, "I haven't seen New Guy today" has been enough to answer any boss questions along that line.


Allyson - Jan 05, 2010 9:24:20 am PST #29409 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I have no idea what's going on, but assume New Guy is an imbecile. Is that correct?


Burrell - Jan 05, 2010 9:28:25 am PST #29410 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Quite correct, Allyson.

I got to campus only to discover that most of the places where I eat are still closed. I've done pretty good so far on coffee and a tangerine, but I think I need to venture out for some actual food.


Atropa - Jan 05, 2010 9:35:14 am PST #29411 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Once again, Etsy baffles me: [link]

I won't lie, it's all stuff I'd use. But seriously? An assortment of vintage accessories and sewing notions labled as a "vignette"? I guess my vague plan for the Gothic Charm School Occasional Emporium on Etsy isn't so silly, after all.

(Do I want the pink gloves, rick-rack, handkerchief, and rhinestone earrings enough to purchase this "vignette"?)


Jessica - Jan 05, 2010 9:35:48 am PST #29412 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

New Guy has asked me to tell the boss that he comes in at 8 every morning.

"Oh, you mean you're going to start coming in at 8?"


Nicole - Jan 05, 2010 9:38:04 am PST #29413 of 30001
I'm getting the pig!

"Oh, you mean you're going to start coming in at 8?"

We have a winner!


smonster - Jan 05, 2010 9:41:08 am PST #29414 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

"Vignette" is a very odd term to use. I'm sure we could come up with a better collective noun. And Jilli, I wouldn't buy them without a size or measurements on the gloves, says she who spent a half hour mourning her "huge" paws at the vintage store going-out-of-business sale this weekend. That is, assuming you're planning on wearing them.

Is "New Guy" the same one who joked about your headache, ita? I say we smite the mofo. I mean, I am the last one to judge someone for being late, but I don't ask people to lie about it, either.


Atropa - Jan 05, 2010 9:43:27 am PST #29415 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

And Jilli, I wouldn't buy them without a size or measurements on the gloves, says she who spent a half hour mourning her "huge" paws at the vintage store going-out-of-business sale this weekend. That is, assuming you're planning on wearing them.

gnng, good point about the size. I have tiny hands, so the chances of the gloves fitting me are good (and I'd be cutting the fingers off of them anyway), but it's still too much of a risk.


Burrell - Jan 05, 2010 9:44:14 am PST #29416 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I'm confused by the vignette. Are they sewn or glued in place? They don't look framed, so what makes them a vignette as opposed to a few cute items grouped together?


smonster - Jan 05, 2010 9:46:55 am PST #29417 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

They don't look framed, so what makes them a vignette as opposed to a few cute items grouped together?

An attempt at verbal cleverness.