New Guy has asked me to tell the boss that he comes in at 8 every morning.
And did you reply with "Sorry, I don't lie to people, even at the request of my coworkers"?
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Dana - Jan 05, 2010 7:56:54 am PST #29398 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
msbelle - Jan 05, 2010 7:57:09 am PST #29399 of 30001
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New Guy has asked me to tell the boss that he comes in at 8 every morning.
"I'll get right on that, as soon as you are the one responsible for my paycheck."
What a tool.
I have quite a bit of anger towards my boss at the moment. It's my ridiculous sense of "do what is right."
Nora Deirdre - Jan 05, 2010 7:58:51 am PST #29400 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
New Guy has asked me to tell the boss that he comes in at 8 every morning.
Ahahahaha! It is to laugh.
Amy - Jan 05, 2010 8:04:02 am PST #29401 of 30001
Because books.
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Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 05, 2010 8:32:23 am PST #29402 of 30001
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Don't tell anyone, but New Guy has asked me to tell the boss that he comes in at 8 every morning.
Please tell me that you started laughing and walked away?
§ ita § - Jan 05, 2010 8:46:00 am PST #29403 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I was facetious in my answer.
Dana - Jan 05, 2010 8:49:15 am PST #29404 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Like, "Ha ha, you're such a kidder?"
I am having almost nostalgic thoughts about my Insane Coworker, who would come in, turn on her computer, and then walk down the street to get breakfast and come back a half hour later. As if I couldn't see her.
Atropa - Jan 05, 2010 8:51:58 am PST #29405 of 30001
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Don't tell anyone, but New Guy has asked me to tell the boss that he comes in at 8 every morning.
Ahahahahaha! He's so funny!
... wait, was he serious?
§ ita § - Jan 05, 2010 9:05:01 am PST #29406 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'm hoping the boss doesn't ask. He probably won't. He's not the sort, I don't think. It's not a position I'd want to be in even if I hadn't been prompted with an answer.
What I told New Guy was that I'd tell boss he came in at 8:30. When he said that's not what he'd meant, I corrected myself and told him I'd say he came in at 7:30, of course, and just left it there. I'm pretty sure he heard what he wanted to hear. I had no strength to get into being flatly honest. Still don't.
But I'd rather appear to have lied to him than actually lie to the boss.
Nicole - Jan 05, 2010 9:11:09 am PST #29407 of 30001
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New Guy has asked me to tell the boss that he comes in at 8 every morning.
"Just as soon as that actually happens, sure."
What a tool.
Because it needed to be repeated.
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