Poor dude. I haven't been here that long, but it sounds like this happens to him often (projects he works on getting shoved aside or off completely becasue of other stuff having higher importance).

So much so that his name is used in much the same way that someone would say they got "Jossed"

I'm skeptical about the sandwich I just had for lunch, and am avoiding some projects that really need to get done.

I'm skeptical about the sandwich I just had for lunch

If you got it from Tino's then you should be.

I am at home waiting for Staples to deliver some bookcases. I want them NOW. I also never want to go to work again.

I'm afraid Tino may have been involved, although it was not purchased at his establishment.

I was so psyched that I had decided on Chinese for lunch, and then very disappointed by the actual lunch.

then very disappointed by the actual lunch.

I hate when that happens! There should be a word for it.

This is extremely cool: Moray eels have a second set of jaws that shoot out, like in Alien.

well, now I can check "get idea for this week's nightmares" off my list. eeeggghhhhnnnnn

Is there any polite way to tell your boss "You probably should have asked me before you sent that complaint to [partner here](eta: without PH asking for it), because [partner here] has had that complaint since Thursday night, is already working on it, and kind of doesn't like random emails."