One of you is gonna fall and die, and I'm not cleaning it up!

Mal ,'War Stories'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Nora Deirdre - Jan 04, 2010 11:43:12 am PST #29233 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

EASTER. CANDY.

Ooh, I wonder if the Cadbury mini-eggs are around then?


Cashmere - Jan 04, 2010 11:43:24 am PST #29234 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

ita, that tweet battle royale is HILARIOUS. But I hear Barrowman plays rough.

However, due diligence usually requires you to also make sure that food was made under kosher rules, i.e. ingredients certified kosher and kashered implements/appliances. So for most interpretations of "kosher" eating an entree from a non-observant Gentile preparation is going to be traif.

I'm just trying to figure out if there is some sort of apology or official way to deal with the hostess guilt of having facilitated said transfer of pork.


tommyrot - Jan 04, 2010 11:45:17 am PST #29235 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'm just trying to figure out if there is some sort of apology or official way to deal with the hostess guilt of having facilitated said transfer of pork.

Perhaps a Hallmark card? "Sorry I made you eat pork"?


Nora Deirdre - Jan 04, 2010 11:46:57 am PST #29236 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

"Sorry I made you eat pork"?

This sounds like a job for someecards.com.


Hil R. - Jan 04, 2010 11:48:05 am PST #29237 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Heh. My credit card account had a notice that there was suspicious activity on my account recently, and that I needed to call to verify some charges. In the past few weeks, I've booked several hotels and a flight to San Francisco, spent $200 at a shoe store, and made several other big purchases. The "suspicious" charge? A $2 metrocard on the NYC subway. My credit card company doesn't care if I shop in NY, but they get suspicious if I use transportation there.


Jesse - Jan 04, 2010 11:48:13 am PST #29238 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Maybe I'm a terrible person, but I wish the person who made the meatballs had never said anything! Who needs that kind of agita? Not you, or the people who ate them.


juliana - Jan 04, 2010 11:48:35 am PST #29239 of 30001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

they already had Easter candy out. EASTER. CANDY.

Ooooooh, I wonder if Target will have Easter candy out, and if so, if the Brach's Chicks & Bunnies are there. [link] Om nom nom nom.

I miss wearing nail polish. Bartending is not conducive to keeping polish on, sadly.


Kathy A - Jan 04, 2010 11:49:52 am PST #29240 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Hee!


bon bon - Jan 04, 2010 11:53:53 am PST #29241 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I don't even understand why the parents are so freaked out. They obvs don't keep totally kosher; it's been five days so the kid isn't sick. Cash, I don't think you have much obligation beyond a simple apology, since you didn't do anything!


Hil R. - Jan 04, 2010 11:57:56 am PST #29242 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Cash, I'd say that an apology is plenty. You don't really need to do anything beyond that.