"Sorry I made you eat pork"?
This sounds like a job for someecards.com.
I had a whole section about civic pride.
Mayor ,'Chosen'
Natter 64: Yes, we still need you
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Nora Deirdre - Jan 04, 2010 11:46:57 am PST #29236 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Hil R. - Jan 04, 2010 11:48:05 am PST #29237 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Heh. My credit card account had a notice that there was suspicious activity on my account recently, and that I needed to call to verify some charges. In the past few weeks, I've booked several hotels and a flight to San Francisco, spent $200 at a shoe store, and made several other big purchases. The "suspicious" charge? A $2 metrocard on the NYC subway. My credit card company doesn't care if I shop in NY, but they get suspicious if I use transportation there.
Jesse - Jan 04, 2010 11:48:13 am PST #29238 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Maybe I'm a terrible person, but I wish the person who made the meatballs had never said anything! Who needs that kind of agita? Not you, or the people who ate them.
juliana - Jan 04, 2010 11:48:35 am PST #29239 of 30001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
they already had Easter candy out. EASTER. CANDY.
Ooooooh, I wonder if Target will have Easter candy out, and if so, if the Brach's Chicks & Bunnies are there. [link] Om nom nom nom.
I miss wearing nail polish. Bartending is not conducive to keeping polish on, sadly.
Kathy A - Jan 04, 2010 11:49:52 am PST #29240 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
bon bon - Jan 04, 2010 11:53:53 am PST #29241 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
I don't even understand why the parents are so freaked out. They obvs don't keep totally kosher; it's been five days so the kid isn't sick. Cash, I don't think you have much obligation beyond a simple apology, since you didn't do anything!
Hil R. - Jan 04, 2010 11:57:56 am PST #29242 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Cash, I'd say that an apology is plenty. You don't really need to do anything beyond that.
meara - Jan 04, 2010 12:01:10 pm PST #29243 of 30001
Maybe the kid is now fiending for more pork?
Connie Neil - Jan 04, 2010 12:06:30 pm PST #29244 of 30001
brillig
There's an evil little voice chanting "Bacon . . . bacon . . ."
brenda m - Jan 04, 2010 12:07:37 pm PST #29245 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Maybe I'm a terrible person, but I wish the person who made the meatballs had never said anything! Who needs that kind of agita? Not you, or the people who ate them.
Seriously. You take that to your grave.
But also what bon said. I get that pork is where some not very observant people draw the line, but they clearly don't keep strict kosher to begin with.