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tommyrot - Dec 29, 2009 7:24:41 pm PST #28041 of 30001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

This link has two awesome videos.

1st video is of a 20-story trebuchet that flings flaming pianos and a compact car.

2nd one is Cherpumple: The Franken-Kaiju Pie-Cake From Hell (Both videos at this link)

What they're comparing this next invention to is a turducken. The dessert equivalent thereof. Well, this guy--Charles Phoenix--is like our friend from across the pond with a trebuchet: thinking big. Big and ludicrous. And we respect that.

Amy - Dec 29, 2009 7:30:35 pm PST #28042 of 30001

Because books.

All the time. I'm so neurotic I usually delete it before I post.

I totally do that.

Half the time anymore I just write the post in my head.

Back from Christmas travels. Twelve hours in the car today, all told, but now at least I HAVE MY OWN BED.

tommyrot - Dec 29, 2009 7:41:35 pm PST #28043 of 30001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

OK, seriously, is this like the worst xkcd ever? [link]

§ ita § - Dec 29, 2009 7:47:27 pm PST #28044 of 30001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

That is not romance, sarcasm, math, or language beyond the most basic.

tommyrot - Dec 29, 2009 7:57:31 pm PST #28045 of 30001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Just wait. Tomorrow he'll do a strip of him addressing his fans directly: "Yesterday's post was done in the persona of evil xkcd-guy, from the Star Trek 'Mirror Mirror' alternate reality."

eta: Too tired to find the exact Shatner/SNL quote....

tommyrot - Dec 29, 2009 8:05:41 pm PST #28046 of 30001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Wait, I know! Maybe he lost a bet.

sarameg - Dec 29, 2009 8:15:57 pm PST #28047 of 30001

Aaand awake again, damnit. Just scared the fuck out of the bird living in my oven not-exhaust vent. Hopefully, he'll find the stale bread tomorrow.

§ ita § - Dec 30, 2009 1:51:15 am PST #28048 of 30001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Awake too, sara. I hope you're sleeping now.

I am pledging to myself to not update any websites or send any emails.

Calli - Dec 30, 2009 1:53:16 am PST #28049 of 30001

I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I'm awake. It's on purpose, though, as I have to go back to work today.

I had a weird dream last night that my mousing wrist hurt so badly I couldn't work. As I type this it's fine. Maybe that's my brain's way of saying I need more time off.

§ ita § - Dec 30, 2009 2:05:00 am PST #28050 of 30001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Call in! Call in!

No, no one should be influenced by me.

Maybe I could update just one website. Yesterday morning was surely a fluke.

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