OK, seriously, is this like the worst xkcd ever? [link]
I hate to break it to you, oh impotent one, but you're not the big bad anymore, you're not even the kind of naughty.
Xander ,'Showtime'
Natter 64: Yes, we still need you
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Dec 29, 2009 7:41:35 pm PST #28043 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
§ ita § - Dec 29, 2009 7:47:27 pm PST #28044 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
That is not romance, sarcasm, math, or language beyond the most basic.
tommyrot - Dec 29, 2009 7:57:31 pm PST #28045 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Just wait. Tomorrow he'll do a strip of him addressing his fans directly: "Yesterday's post was done in the persona of evil xkcd-guy, from the Star Trek 'Mirror Mirror' alternate reality."
eta: Too tired to find the exact Shatner/SNL quote....
tommyrot - Dec 29, 2009 8:05:41 pm PST #28046 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Wait, I know! Maybe he lost a bet.
sarameg - Dec 29, 2009 8:15:57 pm PST #28047 of 30001
Aaand awake again, damnit. Just scared the fuck out of the bird living in my oven not-exhaust vent. Hopefully, he'll find the stale bread tomorrow.
§ ita § - Dec 30, 2009 1:51:15 am PST #28048 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Awake too, sara. I hope you're sleeping now.
I am pledging to myself to not update any websites or send any emails.
Calli - Dec 30, 2009 1:53:16 am PST #28049 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
I'm awake. It's on purpose, though, as I have to go back to work today.
I had a weird dream last night that my mousing wrist hurt so badly I couldn't work. As I type this it's fine. Maybe that's my brain's way of saying I need more time off.
§ ita § - Dec 30, 2009 2:05:00 am PST #28050 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Call in! Call in!
No, no one should be influenced by me.
Maybe I could update just one website. Yesterday morning was surely a fluke.
msbelle - Dec 30, 2009 3:52:53 am PST #28051 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Successful drop-off at the Y for day camp. Yay.
On today's agenda: labels for files, getting as many unnecessary documents from file to shredder as possible, doing all remaining reimbursables.
sarameg - Dec 30, 2009 4:44:38 am PST #28052 of 30001
I am so going to bed early tonight.
Why is my arm sore???