Jackass. Plain and simple. Don't waste a thought.
Seriously. I'm pretty cute.
He used a lol, so I win.
Just like Godwin's Law or Snacky's Law, it's Alysson's Law
Ironically, he's as infuriated by someone he deems unattractive winking at him as I am at someone who's an imbecile.
Allyson, you won long before that.
He's a loser. Possibly, based on the LOL!, even a looser, with that extra Internet O.
And your smackdown = beautiful.
(Tangent: Every single time I see NPW Steve Chu, I think, "Allyson says he's a sweetie! Yay!")
Those dating sites need a "forward to all" option for assholery like that.
For some reason, I'm reminded of a Goon Show quote: "He was the closest thing I'd ever seen to a human being without actually being one."
What a total douchenozzle, Allyson!
Plus, I have serious doubts the HOT CHICKS are banging down his door like that.
Douchenozzle.