Those dating sites need a "forward to all" option for assholery like that.
'Trash'
Natter 64: Yes, we still need you
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
For some reason, I'm reminded of a Goon Show quote: "He was the closest thing I'd ever seen to a human being without actually being one."
What a total douchenozzle, Allyson!
Plus, I have serious doubts the HOT CHICKS are banging down his door like that.
Douchenozzle.
Wow, what a jackass, Allyson! I mean, seriously, if he was that not-into you, all he had to do was not respond, damn. What a douche.
Dude, your sexy cousin? Doesn't count. Maybe really hot people aren't hostile and superficial. Allyson, I think you're very sexy. Most women aren't shaped like models, douchenozzle. My aunt was close in her youth, but she's kind of titless, in exchange. 6'1 beanpoles with big tits are rare in nature, jerkoff.
Remember back when I when I was all "woo"? I wasn't really drunk than. I am now.
Woo!
HOO!
Ooh.
Moo.