Who among us can ignore the allure of really funny math puns?

Willow ,'Empty Places'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Daisy Jane - Dec 29, 2009 10:53:44 am PST #27909 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

This is making me want to go home and snuggle the aminals. Well, this and the nasty weather.

I don't know how to explain to people that they don't get a space on the homepage that addresses a tiny fraction of users' needs particularly when that need is addressed elsewhere, and navigation to it is relatively simple.

Oh joy. They've sent another email.


§ ita § - Dec 29, 2009 10:54:16 am PST #27910 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Frosting bag! That saves me a trip to The Container Store, where I'm sure they have just the right vessel, but for more than the organic, sweetener-free toothpaste cost in the first place.

I am a step closer to not paying some confusing unspecified cost for checking luggage. Sweet.


Atropa - Dec 29, 2009 10:55:15 am PST #27911 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I'm looking through my Shop It To Me alert, and thought I'd share some lust objects. Jilli, these first two are for you as well.

If I had the money, I would be purchasing that Betsey Johnson swing coat right this instant. It would work perfectly with everything else in my wardrobe.

Someone actually handed me content to edit today!


Jesse - Dec 29, 2009 10:56:22 am PST #27912 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Feline dentistry isn't just for tartar. Our Max has a problem with tooth resorption -- his body is literally re-absorbing his teeth.

Yikes!


smonster - Dec 29, 2009 10:56:37 am PST #27913 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I have nothing to put that into.

ita, I don't know how much effort you want to undertake, but camping/outdoor stores make reusable little plastic squeezy tubes. [link]

eta and it looks like you found a cheaper solution.


Steph L. - Dec 29, 2009 10:56:56 am PST #27914 of 30001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

One was Seth MacFarlane's "Family Guy," which was moved around the schedule and was even put opposite top-rated hits "Survivor" and "Friends" before getting yanked. After the show's repeats got strong ratings on Adult Swim and netted big DVD sales, the comedy eventually made its way back to broadcast in 2005.

Too bad that when it returned it became one continuous rape joke.


Jesse - Dec 29, 2009 11:03:36 am PST #27915 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

OMG, I am watching an episode of The French Chef, where Julia is telling us how to throw a wine tasting party, and it's the greatest thing ever.


bon bon - Dec 29, 2009 11:05:22 am PST #27916 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Speaking of FG I find it an odd omission that not one "best of the decade" roundup has honored Adult Swim. It was admittedly stronger at the beginning, but it is a unique and influential cultural thing that started a week before 9/11.


tommyrot - Dec 29, 2009 11:15:13 am PST #27917 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Jessica Simpson: "Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says chicken."

Ah, good times....

The Dumbest Quotes Of The 2000s


Cashmere - Dec 29, 2009 11:16:27 am PST #27918 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Oof. Sorry for the kid meltdowns, msbelle and Kat. My kids have been blessedly tantrum free. For now. I probably just jinxed myself.

Hec, I use that all the phrase all the time! Only it's "I want you to listen to me." Sometimes I use the whinybutt though.

Oy. I joined the board of a family support charity organization and things are sort of going pear shaped on us. United Way is threatening to pull our funding and one of our directors is trying to commit career suicide by email.