You were very nearly devoured by a giant demon snake. The words 'let that be a lesson' are a tad redundant at this juncture.

Giles ,'Selfless'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Dec 29, 2009 10:56:22 am PST #27912 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Feline dentistry isn't just for tartar. Our Max has a problem with tooth resorption -- his body is literally re-absorbing his teeth.

Yikes!


smonster - Dec 29, 2009 10:56:37 am PST #27913 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I have nothing to put that into.

ita, I don't know how much effort you want to undertake, but camping/outdoor stores make reusable little plastic squeezy tubes. [link]

eta and it looks like you found a cheaper solution.


Steph L. - Dec 29, 2009 10:56:56 am PST #27914 of 30001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

One was Seth MacFarlane's "Family Guy," which was moved around the schedule and was even put opposite top-rated hits "Survivor" and "Friends" before getting yanked. After the show's repeats got strong ratings on Adult Swim and netted big DVD sales, the comedy eventually made its way back to broadcast in 2005.

Too bad that when it returned it became one continuous rape joke.


Jesse - Dec 29, 2009 11:03:36 am PST #27915 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

OMG, I am watching an episode of The French Chef, where Julia is telling us how to throw a wine tasting party, and it's the greatest thing ever.


bon bon - Dec 29, 2009 11:05:22 am PST #27916 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Speaking of FG I find it an odd omission that not one "best of the decade" roundup has honored Adult Swim. It was admittedly stronger at the beginning, but it is a unique and influential cultural thing that started a week before 9/11.


tommyrot - Dec 29, 2009 11:15:13 am PST #27917 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Jessica Simpson: "Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says chicken."

Ah, good times....

The Dumbest Quotes Of The 2000s


Cashmere - Dec 29, 2009 11:16:27 am PST #27918 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Oof. Sorry for the kid meltdowns, msbelle and Kat. My kids have been blessedly tantrum free. For now. I probably just jinxed myself.

Hec, I use that all the phrase all the time! Only it's "I want you to listen to me." Sometimes I use the whinybutt though.

Oy. I joined the board of a family support charity organization and things are sort of going pear shaped on us. United Way is threatening to pull our funding and one of our directors is trying to commit career suicide by email.


tommyrot - Dec 29, 2009 11:24:27 am PST #27919 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Free TV In Trouble

NEW YORK — For more than 60 years, TV stations have broadcast news, sports and entertainment for free and made their money by showing commercials. That might not work much longer.

The business model is unraveling at ABC, CBS, NBC and Fox and the local stations that carry the networks' programming. Cable TV and the Web have fractured the audience for free TV and siphoned its ad dollars. The recession has squeezed advertising further, forcing broadcasters to accelerate their push for new revenue to pay for programming.

That will play out in living rooms across the country. The changes could mean higher cable or satellite TV bills, as the networks and local stations squeeze more fees from pay-TV providers such as Comcast and DirecTV for the right to show broadcast TV channels in their lineups. The networks might even ditch free broadcast signals in the next few years. Instead, they could operate as cable channels – a move that could spell the end of free TV as Americans have known it since the 1940s.

"Good programing is expensive," Rupert Murdoch, whose News Corp. owns Fox, told a shareholder meeting this fall. "It can no longer be supported solely by advertising revenues."

Fox is pursuing its strategy in public, warning that its broadcasts – including college football bowl games – could go dark Friday for subscribers of Time Warner Cable, unless the pay-TV operator gives Fox higher fees.

Of course, maybe that's why Fox is saying TV "can no longer be supported solely by advertising revenues" - they're just trying to get more money from Cable companies.


Cashmere - Dec 29, 2009 11:27:00 am PST #27920 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

"Good programing is expensive," Rupert Murdoch, whose News Corp. owns Fox, told a shareholder meeting this fall.

How the fuck would he know good programming?


Burrell - Dec 29, 2009 11:27:14 am PST #27921 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I'm sorry to hear that so many of you had such a rotten morning.

My kids are still in pjs. I'm a bit jealous. The big challenge of the day has been keeping the kids occupied enough that DH and I can clean up the house a bit before we head up to HMB for New Years (because yes we are crazy enough to travel this week to visit the family who came down south to visit us last week). We spent the late morning silk screening tee-shirts. It was fun, and surprisingly easy to clean up! Totally recommending it for kid crafts.