He proceeded to reach towards me with grabby hands yelling MOMMA I NEED YOU.
Moments like this always inspired me to snark to my children, "And I need you to stop being a little whinybutt."
We're still working on a plan, but so far it involves being sent to prison and becoming somebody's bitch.
Fred ,'Just Rewards (2)'
Natter 64: Yes, we still need you
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
DavidS - Dec 29, 2009 5:57:52 am PST #27807 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Gudanov - Dec 29, 2009 6:01:19 am PST #27808 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
I picked up Leif's new Nerf dart gun last night. It's magazine fed with a laser sight. My only thought was "where the hell was this when I was a kid"?
tommyrot - Dec 29, 2009 6:02:41 am PST #27809 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Tom Scola - Dec 29, 2009 6:03:06 am PST #27810 of 30001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
My nephew got one of those for Christmas, too.
I shot a dart across the room and accidentally hit the nativity scene -- I killed the Baby Jesus.
Gudanov - Dec 29, 2009 6:04:08 am PST #27811 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
I shot a dart across the room and accidentally hit the nativity scene -- I killed the Baby Jesus.
Oh, sorry about that, sounds like you're going to have an unlucky year.
Jesse - Dec 29, 2009 6:04:29 am PST #27812 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
33 years of bad luck!
smonster - Dec 29, 2009 6:04:30 am PST #27813 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
What is it with today? I'm having a pretty good day so far, but I'm kind of on edge and waiting for things to go to shit. ::glances around nervously::
I'm looking through my Shop It To Me alert, and thought I'd share some lust objects. Jilli, these first two are for you as well.
Pretty swing coat - [link]
Fancy jet pendant necklace - [link]
Cute little wristlet - [link]
tommyrot - Dec 29, 2009 6:07:55 am PST #27814 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Oh, sorry about that, sounds like you're going to have an unlucky year.
On the plus side, Satan owes you big time!
DavidS - Dec 29, 2009 6:08:48 am PST #27815 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
It's magazine fed with a laser sight. My only thought was "where the hell was this when I was a kid"?
Emmett's got a full Nerf gun arsenal, and received the one with the 35 dart drum on it for xmas.
tommyrot - Dec 29, 2009 6:08:59 am PST #27816 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.