We just got the news! We are being let out a noon. And I have a ride home from a woman who works on my floor and is a neighbor.
Lorne: Back in Pylea they used to call me "sweet potato." Connor: Really. Lorne: Yeah, well, the exact translation was "fragrant tuber" but…
'Conviction (1)'
Natter 64: Yes, we still need you
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Sophia Brooks - Dec 23, 2009 5:57:29 am PST #26959 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 23, 2009 5:58:54 am PST #26960 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Today really needs to be a vacation day so I can get stuff done. I got to work a half hour late, received a "previous balance" bill from the local hospital out of the blue with no indication of what it's for and will need to clear that up, discovered I have an overdue movie I need to return to the library while it's still open, have to hit the bank, and as soon as work is over I have to run home and pick up presents for my best friend's family (4 hour round trip to deliver them).
Kathy A - Dec 23, 2009 6:04:45 am PST #26961 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Cashmere - Dec 23, 2009 6:10:14 am PST #26962 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.
My twin sister did miscarry yesterday. But she's coping well and has talked out a plan with her doctor. I hope they can do something to prevent these early miscarriages. The bright side is that she is healthy AND conceiving on her own without assistance so if they can figure out what's going wrong in the early stages, they might be able to get her through it.
Thanks, everyone, for your thoughts and advice.
tommyrot - Dec 23, 2009 6:14:11 am PST #26963 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
This book looks like fun: Grimmer Tales: A Wicked Collection of Happily Never After Stories
A hilarious collection of upended fairy tales that will recast your classic family favorites in an all-wrong light
Remember those beloved fairy tales you read as a child? Where the damsel in distress is rescued by the handsome prince and then they all live happily ever after? Well Grimmer Tales is just like that. Minus the happy and the ever after!
In these pages you'll find classic tales twisted, tweaked, and riddled with morbid humor. Little Boy Blue blows his brains out, Pinocchio impales his dentist when asked if he's been flossing and Rapunzel's head comes off at its stem when her prince charming climbs the tower.
Get ready for your nostalgia-o-meter to flicker enthusiastically while shivers course up your spine at the all-wrong acts committed by the heroes and heroines of yesteryear.
smonster - Dec 23, 2009 6:18:20 am PST #26964 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Cash, I'm so sorry. I'm glad she's doing okay and has a supportive doctor.
I'm at work, and I don't wanna be here!!
Me neither! I'm hoping my boss gives me the wink-wink-nudge-nudge you can go home early on the DL, but I'm not counting on it.
tommyrot - Dec 23, 2009 6:18:51 am PST #26965 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Sorry about your sister, Cash.
Kathy A - Dec 23, 2009 6:20:56 am PST #26966 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Oh, Cash, I'm so sorry for your sister and her family.
I hope the doctor can figure it out.
Sophia Brooks - Dec 23, 2009 6:25:13 am PST #26967 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Cash, I am so sorry for your sister. I wish her well in solving this problem.
§ ita § - Dec 23, 2009 6:26:03 am PST #26968 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Cash, that's horrible. I hope they can plan something from here on in.