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tommyrot - Dec 23, 2009 6:14:11 am PST #26963 of 30001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

This book looks like fun: Grimmer Tales: A Wicked Collection of Happily Never After Stories

A hilarious collection of upended fairy tales that will recast your classic family favorites in an all-wrong light

Remember those beloved fairy tales you read as a child? Where the damsel in distress is rescued by the handsome prince and then they all live happily ever after? Well Grimmer Tales is just like that. Minus the happy and the ever after!

In these pages you'll find classic tales twisted, tweaked, and riddled with morbid humor. Little Boy Blue blows his brains out, Pinocchio impales his dentist when asked if he's been flossing and Rapunzel's head comes off at its stem when her prince charming climbs the tower.

Get ready for your nostalgia-o-meter to flicker enthusiastically while shivers course up your spine at the all-wrong acts committed by the heroes and heroines of yesteryear.

smonster - Dec 23, 2009 6:18:20 am PST #26964 of 30001

We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Cash, I'm so sorry. I'm glad she's doing okay and has a supportive doctor.

I'm at work, and I don't wanna be here!!

Me neither! I'm hoping my boss gives me the wink-wink-nudge-nudge you can go home early on the DL, but I'm not counting on it.

tommyrot - Dec 23, 2009 6:18:51 am PST #26965 of 30001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Sorry about your sister, Cash.

Kathy A - Dec 23, 2009 6:20:56 am PST #26966 of 30001

We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Oh, Cash, I'm so sorry for your sister and her family.

I hope the doctor can figure it out.

Sophia Brooks - Dec 23, 2009 6:25:13 am PST #26967 of 30001

Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Cash, I am so sorry for your sister. I wish her well in solving this problem.

§ ita § - Dec 23, 2009 6:26:03 am PST #26968 of 30001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Cash, that's horrible. I hope they can plan something from here on in.

Lee - Dec 23, 2009 6:32:54 am PST #26969 of 30001

The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I'm so sorry, Cash. That must be so hard on her. I hope the doctors can work it out.

Amy - Dec 23, 2009 6:39:17 am PST #26970 of 30001

Because books.

I'm so sorry, Cash. I'm glad she's getting through it and her doctors are helping her think about a plan.

P.M. Marc - Dec 23, 2009 6:45:51 am PST #26971 of 30001

So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I'm sorry, Cash. I hope she's able to find a solution with her doctor.

megan walker - Dec 23, 2009 7:10:20 am PST #26972 of 30001

"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

I'm sorry so Cash. I hope she can work it out. That is such a psychic drain.

Announcement: I am at 28420 feet.

Analysis: I love Virgin's free wifi.

Also, they let everyone without a wheeled bag pre-board. This airline just keeps getting better.

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