Huh. When I was three, I wanted to be an astronaut. Or a bus driver.
Stop means no. And no means no. So . . . stop.
Xander ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Natter 64: Yes, we still need you
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Dec 21, 2009 12:52:18 pm PST #26609 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Burrell - Dec 21, 2009 12:59:19 pm PST #26610 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Adorable 3 year old conversation
Cute. Space is just endlessly fascinating to toddlers.
Isaac wanted to take the space shuttle to the moon for a vacation. I warned him that they don't have hotels on the moon, or things like electricity and running water. "We can camp on the moon," he tells me.
tommyrot - Dec 21, 2009 1:01:44 pm PST #26611 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
New law demands that some Amtrak passengers be locked in boxes
Yeah, there was some kind of mistake or typo, so instead of requiring Amtrak to allow passengers to bring guns on trains, with the guns to be locked in a safe, the law says that passengers who bring guns on a train would be locked in boxes.
Allyson - Dec 21, 2009 1:03:20 pm PST #26612 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I can get the 3T. The rest, unsure.
flea - Dec 21, 2009 1:08:05 pm PST #26613 of 30001
information libertarian
Preschoolers ... in ... spaaaaace!
Burrell, are you healing okay?
Burrell - Dec 21, 2009 1:13:44 pm PST #26614 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
I'm doing much better, thanks flea.
Kathy A - Dec 21, 2009 1:14:43 pm PST #26615 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
tommyrot - Dec 21, 2009 1:15:21 pm PST #26616 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
It would be funny if Simon did not have a cat.
tommyrot - Dec 21, 2009 1:17:33 pm PST #26617 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Cashmere - Dec 21, 2009 1:26:57 pm PST #26618 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.
It feels good to just put on some slippers and slide into Natter after a looooong day. You guys are like a warm blankey.