River: The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems. Mal: See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like.

'Safe'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


flea - Dec 21, 2009 12:48:48 pm PST #26606 of 30001
information libertarian

Adorable 3 year old conversation:
Dillo: I want to blast into space and see the big planets like Saturn.
me: Well, when you are a grownup you can be an astronaut and go into space.
Dillo: I want to go now! With you guys!
me: Well, unfortunately we are not astronauts.
Dillo: But we could dress up as them!

So, Allyson, can you hook a kid up?


Allyson - Dec 21, 2009 12:50:26 pm PST #26607 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Surely can. What size space suit?


flea - Dec 21, 2009 12:51:42 pm PST #26608 of 30001
information libertarian

I guess we need three - one 3T, one for a 5'11" woman. and one for a 6'6" man. We also need directions to Cape Canaveral.


tommyrot - Dec 21, 2009 12:52:18 pm PST #26609 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Huh. When I was three, I wanted to be an astronaut. Or a bus driver.


Burrell - Dec 21, 2009 12:59:19 pm PST #26610 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Adorable 3 year old conversation

Cute. Space is just endlessly fascinating to toddlers.

Isaac wanted to take the space shuttle to the moon for a vacation. I warned him that they don't have hotels on the moon, or things like electricity and running water. "We can camp on the moon," he tells me.


tommyrot - Dec 21, 2009 1:01:44 pm PST #26611 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

New law demands that some Amtrak passengers be locked in boxes

Yeah, there was some kind of mistake or typo, so instead of requiring Amtrak to allow passengers to bring guns on trains, with the guns to be locked in a safe, the law says that passengers who bring guns on a train would be locked in boxes.


Allyson - Dec 21, 2009 1:03:20 pm PST #26612 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I can get the 3T. The rest, unsure.


flea - Dec 21, 2009 1:08:05 pm PST #26613 of 30001
information libertarian

Preschoolers ... in ... spaaaaace!

Burrell, are you healing okay?


Burrell - Dec 21, 2009 1:13:44 pm PST #26614 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I'm doing much better, thanks flea.


Kathy A - Dec 21, 2009 1:14:43 pm PST #26615 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

New Simon's Cat cartoon!

Also, a little interview with Simon himself.