I've seen OOO a lot, but...usually in context? If I saw it out of context (like, not on an email referencing when you'd be out of office, and probably spelling it out the first time or in the subject or something) I'd probably be confused.

Sophia, that's awful. Definitely time to consider being costume designer for one show a year, or something. For local theater instead of the school. Or SOMETHING. Hell, even if you were doing it for free, it would be less STRESSFUL.

Oh, and I am ALWAYS ooo, but don't usually turn my email on (since I'm checking it), but half the time forget to do my phone. And then cross my fingers and pray no one calls. Usually they don't.

Man, those potatoes sound delicious.

School's out!!!

Two weeks of no office!!!

Bacon potatoes? I feel like I need to know more about this.

Bacon, potatoes, and cheese is a blessed trinity.

Bacon, potatoes, and cheese is a blessed trinity.

Bacon is your savior?

Man, I am so going to hell.

Bacon is your savior?

Potatoes are the holy spirit, transcendant and everywhere (on my thighs). Cheese is the Almighty, making everything better. I guess that means Bacon is the Savior.

Sweet Mother Goddess, when you call Tech Support and you have someone helping you, one of you should know how to reboot the computer!

They keep making "Wow, look at that!" noises, it's like people staring at a magic box, and I"m trying to walk them through a problem.

Well heck. Just got a Christmas card addressed to my mom from an old friend of hers. So now I need to send her some kind of note. Crud. "So sorry, but she passed away 6 months ago". I don't know how to phrase this. And I'm worried there are others I missed telling back in June.

This is why I gave the last tech support person I talked to slack for talking to me like an idiot. "OK, do you see where it says 'log in'? It's on the left, in the blue bar. Now click that. It's going to take you to a screen where you log in..."