These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me.

Jayne ,'The Train Job'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Toddson - Dec 16, 2009 1:29:05 pm PST #25658 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

If you click, you click.

I get nervous when ita posts "click" ... turns out that it was in a different sense here.


tommyrot - Dec 16, 2009 1:29:57 pm PST #25659 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Oh. Jee. Zus. Christ.

Christmas Tree Shooting: Colorado Boy Accidentally Shoots Himself With Gun Left Under Christmas Tree

CORTEZ, Colo. — Authorities say a 12-year-old Colorado boy accidentally shot himself in the leg while playing with a loaded pistol his parents had hidden behind the family Christmas tree.

Montezuma County Sheriff Gerald Wallace says the boy was shot in the calf on Monday morning but the injury wasn't serious.

Wallace says the parents had left for work but other family members took the boy to a hospital.

The sheriff says he won't recommend charges because the parents had left the .22 pistol a reasonable distance from the child.

It wasn't clear why the weapon was hidden there. Wallace says the boy was "digging around" when he found it. His father had other weapons locked in a safe.


Polter-Cow - Dec 16, 2009 1:41:59 pm PST #25660 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Gaaaah. Why would you leave loaded weapons lying around ANYWHERE when you have kids??


Burrell - Dec 16, 2009 1:42:38 pm PST #25661 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

The sheriff says he won't recommend charges because the parents had left the .22 pistol a reasonable distance from the child.

because children never MOVE of course! Oh and children rarely take an interest in what's under the Christmas tree. Can hardly blame the parents for hiding a gun there.


Kathy A - Dec 16, 2009 1:46:24 pm PST #25662 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Ahhh!!! Adorable puppy pictures!!!


tommyrot - Dec 16, 2009 2:40:03 pm PST #25663 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

In case you find a perspective from other countries interesting - an editorial on the Republican party in the Independent:

Johann Hari: Republicans, religion and the triumph of unreason

You have to admire the audacity of the right. Here's what's actually happening. The US is the only major industrialised country that does not provide regular healthcare to all its citizens. Instead, they are required to provide for themselves – and 50 million people can't afford the insurance. As a result, 18,000 US citizens die every year needlessly, because they can't access the care they require. That's equivalent to six 9/11s, every year, year on year. Yet the Republicans have accused the Democrats who are trying to stop all this death by extending healthcare of being "killers" – and they have successfully managed to put them on the defensive.


tommyrot - Dec 16, 2009 2:55:49 pm PST #25664 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Virgin Galactic signs Spandau Ballet to perform in space

I would have picked David Bowie.


Jessica - Dec 16, 2009 2:56:32 pm PST #25665 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

It was always my understanding that the Sud was for Pseudoephedrine.

I think that's right. Sudafed = pseudephed(drine), all phonetic like.


-t - Dec 16, 2009 3:02:08 pm PST #25666 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

The Year in Media Errors and Corrections

My favorite, from the LA Times: Bear sighting: An item in the National Briefing in Sunday's Section A said a bear wandered into a grocery story in Hayward, Wis., on Friday and headed for the beer cooler. It was Thursday.


dcp - Dec 16, 2009 3:02:12 pm PST #25667 of 30001
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.

The court appearance for the driver who hit me on October 4th was scheduled for this Friday, and I was summoned to be a witness, so I arranged to have the day off. Now the case has been continued -- until March 4th. I can't decide if this is good news or not.

I am not at all motivated to go to work on Friday.