The difference between bad vodka and good vodka is like two trips through a Brita filter.
True, but since we have no Brita filters at all, any clothing-spritzing vodka I purchase will remain bad, so please don't mourn the missed opportunity.
Simon: You are my beautiful sister. River: I threw up on your bed. Simon: Yep. Definitely my sister.
'War Stories'
Natter 64: Yes, we still need you
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
JZ - Dec 15, 2009 12:42:59 pm PST #25365 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
P.M. Marc - Dec 15, 2009 12:47:35 pm PST #25366 of 30001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Not when it's pronounced "learnt". Just like "aluminium" is pronounced "aluminium" no matter what people try and tell me.
It's spelled aluminum here.
Which I didn't know until I was well into my 20s, as Gram always said aluminium, so that's how I wrote it out.
Daisy Jane - Dec 15, 2009 1:05:32 pm PST #25367 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Someone remind me of Cash's people are awesome story. 'Cause I just got a message from a friend that a puppy needs a home-he was found on the side of the road with his legs taped together and his mouth taped shut. I can't be getting watery eyed 5 min. before leaving.
shrift - Dec 15, 2009 1:08:55 pm PST #25368 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Now that I'm trying to be an adult about my finances and finally have my paperwork under control, I have a 401(k) that I need to rollover. It's only been, er, over a year.
I've never done this before. All the forms and instructions and investment elections are making my brain hurt.
Polter-Cow - Dec 15, 2009 1:11:31 pm PST #25369 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
shrift, Kristin recommended this book to me a while ago. There is, of course, a newer version. She also recommended this one. I haven't made as much use of them as I ought to, but they are pretty good resources.
brenda m - Dec 15, 2009 1:12:56 pm PST #25370 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Jesus, Daisy. I wish you were closer because I've been getting the urge recently. I think I may try to hold out until spring though.
Glamcookie - Dec 15, 2009 1:17:22 pm PST #25371 of 30001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Good Lord that is awful, Daisy. Reminds me of the way my co-worker found his Chihuahua. He was parked at a store and happened to notice a small box behind his truck when he returned to it. He opened it to find a baby Chihuahua. Some evil fuck put it behind his tire with the assumption that it would get run over when the truck backed out of the spot. Happy ending, though, as co-worker loves his little pup.
§ ita § - Dec 15, 2009 1:17:44 pm PST #25372 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
It's spelled aluminum here.
Cheque is spelt check here, apparently. Doesn't stop everyone.
brenda m - Dec 15, 2009 1:21:34 pm PST #25373 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Oh fucking hell, Glam. Sometimes I hate this world.
shrift - Dec 15, 2009 1:28:54 pm PST #25374 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
shrift, Kristin recommended this book to me a while ago.
Thanks, P-C. Somehow I made it out of my 20s alive, so I guess I'd better learn how to do this crap.