Their Vegetarian Burrito? DOESN"T COME WITH ANY OF THE VEGETABLES!! They still charge you extra to add them on, like they do on the meat burritos.

Ooh, that's sheisty. (Is that how you spell that?) I had Chipotle today, and they kept trying to give me the peppers and onions, which I didn't want. And they gave me the one salsa (corn) that I didn't want. Basically, they were throwing free stuff at me all the way down the line.

But, but the corn salsa is the best.

I do get annoyed that the vegetarian burrito is the same price as a chicken burrito. Can't I get a price break for not getting the dead bird chunks?

You, my friend, are insane. The red salsa is the best! Anyway, once I've had rice and beans, I figure I don't need corn as well. Anyway, I took it, it was fine.

I do get the red salsa too, but the corn salsa is very yummy.

I do get annoyed that the vegetarian burrito is the same price as a chicken burrito. Can't I get a price break for not getting the dead bird chunks?

You get the guac included, which the chicken-eaters don't.

Ooh, that's sheisty. (Is that how you spell that?)

I think you made up a word.

Which is a perfectly cromulent thing to do.

I didn't make it up! I've just never seen it in print. [link]

Ah, I don't get the guac. I see now that I'm just subsidizing the guac. My burrito sounds so healthy; rice, beans, corn, red salsa, lettuce; until you get to the sour cream and cheese part.

I didn't make it up! I've just never seen it in print. [link]

Okay, I *am* familiar with sheister (though I think I've only seen it spelled "shyster," which makes no sense now that I think about it), so I guess sheisty is derived from sheister.

I learned a new word!

Huh. Wikipedia says 'Shyster' is the correct spelling: [link]

The word is derived from the German verb scheissen, "to defecate" and the English suffix -ster, "one who does". Shyster is an alteration of the German scheißer, because he knows what to do "incompetent worthless person".[2]