Angel: He is dead. Technically, he's undead. It's a zombie. Connor: What's a zombie? Angel: It's an undead thing. Connor: Like you? Angel: No, zombies are slow-moving, dimwitted things that crave human flesh. Connor: Like you. Angel: No! It's different. Trust me.

'Destiny'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Nov 02, 2009 8:09:01 am PST #16567 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

For the widget one, I pictured five machines making five widgets simultaneously. So, each machine makes one widget, and that takes five minutes. So if X machines make X widgets, it doesn't matter what X is, as each machine is still making one widget, so the answer is still five minutes.

Of course, part of my brain is all, "It's a trick question! The 'obvious' answer is wrong!" so I approached the problem all suspicious-like....


tommyrot - Nov 02, 2009 8:10:52 am PST #16568 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The ball and bat one stumped me at first

Yeah, for that one I figured out the "obvious" answer, determined that was not correct, and tweaked the answer in my brain until it worked.

Of course, you could also use algebra....


-t - Nov 02, 2009 8:12:19 am PST #16569 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I totally used algebra.


tommyrot - Nov 02, 2009 8:13:36 am PST #16570 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I totally used algebra.

In retrospect, I should have tried that first.


-t - Nov 02, 2009 8:17:45 am PST #16571 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

It's my first instinct. Which is weird but it generally works, so I guess that's okay.


§ ita § - Nov 02, 2009 8:19:50 am PST #16572 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I used pictures. I imagined bar charts with a dollar difference in the height of the two bars, and for some reason the answer actually came out in numbers. Which makes no sense.


Polter-Cow - Nov 02, 2009 8:21:11 am PST #16573 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Of course, part of my brain is all, "It's a trick question! The 'obvious' answer is wrong!" so I approached the problem all suspicious-like....

I decided that each machine would make one widget per minute...and just stop, I guess. Which would explain why 100 machines taking 100 minutes to make 100 widgets is dumb. I forgot to take into account that a machine can make more than one widget.

Yeah, for that one I figured out the "obvious" answer, determined that was not correct, and tweaked the answer in my brain until it worked.

That's what I did too.

The pond one I was actually gonna do math for and stuff before I said, "Self, you have a migraine. Stop trying to be smart right now and just look at the spoilered answers already."

I was going to do math and stuff, but when I started thinking about what was actually going on in the problem in order to come up with a method, I realized what the answer was.


megan walker - Nov 02, 2009 8:26:08 am PST #16574 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

How was Mt. Diablo, megan?

Tiring. I've been working so much that I haven't been doing hills as much as I should. We didn't hike much distance, but did do 800 ft of elevation very quickly. But the view from the summit was worth it.

It was a gorgeous day, if a bit hazy. Apparently, on a clear day the view from the top is second only to Kilimanjaro in visible land area and you can see Half Dome. I'll have to go back after a storm.


Sue - Nov 02, 2009 8:36:17 am PST #16575 of 30001
hip deep in pie

I approached those three questions like the English Major I am (a close reading to determine what they are really asking)and got all three right. No algebra for me!


Daisy Jane - Nov 02, 2009 8:38:58 am PST #16576 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I don't even want kids and Jess's employer is making me angry. How is anyone supposed to have a family if this is the cost?

Just had the PTO conversation with an American and a French guy last week. The American guy is banking his, and the French guy considers time off time off, and never checks his email on a day off. Work is work, and then it's over.

I am at lunch until 1, and at 12:20 I had to shut off my email program because I would sit here and answer every one I got for the next 40 minutes.