Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Nov 02, 2009 7:48:12 am PST #16557 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Rather than asking your HR department, you might ask your OB (who has probably filled out the forms a bazillion times).

That is a truly excellent idea. Thank you!

I'm also considering calling everyone I know in the UK office and begging for a job over there.

Even if they're technically an overseas company and not New York

Heh - New Company is based in Denver. My wonderful socialist Auntie Beeb gives US employees 8 weeks paid (+ up to 12 w/ PTO or FMLA).


Glamcookie - Nov 02, 2009 7:50:44 am PST #16558 of 30001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

{{{Jessica}}} I can imagine how stressful this must be. I agree that it just can't be legal. I mean, I'm having a c-section and my hospital stay alone is 3-4 days. Nobody could return to work after 2 days. I am furious on your behalf.


Polter-Cow - Nov 02, 2009 7:56:46 am PST #16559 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I got all three right. I iz smarts!

I knew the widget question was a trick question, but I can't remember how it works. Number 3 took me way too long and I felt stupid when I realized what the answer was.


Jessica - Nov 02, 2009 7:56:49 am PST #16560 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

In cheerier news - toddler dressed as the Hiphopapotamus, from the FotC FB feed.


-t - Nov 02, 2009 7:57:37 am PST #16561 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

That's shocking, Jessica. What a thing to have sprung on you!


megan walker - Nov 02, 2009 7:58:51 am PST #16562 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

I knew the widget question was a trick question, but I can't remember how it works. Number 3 took me way too long and I felt stupid when I realized what the answer was.

I got all three (at least I assume I did), but I did have to think about the widget one for a second.


bon bon - Nov 02, 2009 8:03:38 am PST #16563 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

That intelligence article is a great article -- it provides some actual science behind what I've observed of philosophers and husbands.


-t - Nov 02, 2009 8:03:40 am PST #16564 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

How was Mt. Diablo, megan?


Kiba Rika - Nov 02, 2009 8:05:22 am PST #16565 of 30001
I may have to seize the cat.

I got the widget one right away. The pond one I was actually gonna do math for and stuff before I said, "Self, you have a migraine. Stop trying to be smart right now and just look at the spoilered answers already."


Theodosia - Nov 02, 2009 8:07:34 am PST #16566 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

The ball and bat one stumped me at first -- a lot of the difficulty of those questions is getting locked in on the framing of the elements instead of breaking it down.

Brain the size of a planet, and I'm trying to get a job as a cashier. Maybe I'd be better off parking cars, at least it would be outdoor work....