But she was naked! And all... articulate!

Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Nov 02, 2009 7:34:14 am PST #16554 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

From the Intelligence link:

Test your thinking

When researchers put the following three problems to 3400 students in the US, only 17 per cent got all three right. Can you do any better?

1) A bat and a ball cost $1.10 in total. The bat costs $1 more than the ball. How much does the ball cost?

2) If it takes five machines 5 minutes to make five widgets, how long would it take 100 machines to make 100 widgets?

3) In a lake, there is a patch of lily pads. Every day, the patch doubles in size. If it takes 48 days for the patch to cover the entire lake, how long would it take for the patch to cover half of it?

Answers:
1) 5 cents, 2) 5 minutes, 3) 47 days

I got all three right. I iz smarts!


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Nov 02, 2009 7:35:47 am PST #16555 of 30001
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

The Europeans in our office are always shocked that the "normal" maternity leave in the US is unpaid.

We really don't know how lucky we are. Or, perhaps more accurately, we don't realise how much hard work has gone into campaigning for maternity leave here.


§ ita § - Nov 02, 2009 7:39:42 am PST #16556 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I got all three right.

I'm actually surprised I got them right. I think getting back into the workforce has been good for my brain.

Just had the PTO conversation with an American and a French guy last week. The American guy is banking his, and the French guy considers time off time off, and never checks his email on a day off. Work is work, and then it's over.


Jessica - Nov 02, 2009 7:48:12 am PST #16557 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Rather than asking your HR department, you might ask your OB (who has probably filled out the forms a bazillion times).

That is a truly excellent idea. Thank you!

I'm also considering calling everyone I know in the UK office and begging for a job over there.

Even if they're technically an overseas company and not New York

Heh - New Company is based in Denver. My wonderful socialist Auntie Beeb gives US employees 8 weeks paid (+ up to 12 w/ PTO or FMLA).


Glamcookie - Nov 02, 2009 7:50:44 am PST #16558 of 30001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

{{{Jessica}}} I can imagine how stressful this must be. I agree that it just can't be legal. I mean, I'm having a c-section and my hospital stay alone is 3-4 days. Nobody could return to work after 2 days. I am furious on your behalf.


Polter-Cow - Nov 02, 2009 7:56:46 am PST #16559 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I got all three right. I iz smarts!

I knew the widget question was a trick question, but I can't remember how it works. Number 3 took me way too long and I felt stupid when I realized what the answer was.


Jessica - Nov 02, 2009 7:56:49 am PST #16560 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

In cheerier news - toddler dressed as the Hiphopapotamus, from the FotC FB feed.


-t - Nov 02, 2009 7:57:37 am PST #16561 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

That's shocking, Jessica. What a thing to have sprung on you!


megan walker - Nov 02, 2009 7:58:51 am PST #16562 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

I knew the widget question was a trick question, but I can't remember how it works. Number 3 took me way too long and I felt stupid when I realized what the answer was.

I got all three (at least I assume I did), but I did have to think about the widget one for a second.


bon bon - Nov 02, 2009 8:03:38 am PST #16563 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

That intelligence article is a great article -- it provides some actual science behind what I've observed of philosophers and husbands.