Not weeks. DAYS.
Good god. What about people who have C-sections?! Also, what Aims asked.
Angel: If I'm not back in a couple of hours— Gunn: You're dead, we're screwed, end of the world.
'Underneath'
Natter 64: Yes, we still need you
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Amy - Nov 02, 2009 6:32:35 am PST #16517 of 30001
Because books.
Dana - Nov 02, 2009 6:35:36 am PST #16518 of 30001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."
Two days? How is that even possible?
Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 02, 2009 6:38:24 am PST #16519 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
So clearly this company's maternity policies were based on watching Monty Python's The Meaning of Life...
Jessica - Nov 02, 2009 6:39:35 am PST #16520 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
The NY office has less than 50 employees, and I'll have been there less than a year so FMLA doesn't apply.
[eta: There is a provision to use accrued PTO to take more time off, but even that only gets me up to 3-4 weeks, max.]
Otherwise, how is it possible for women to work there?
Bingo.
§ ita § - Nov 02, 2009 6:40:04 am PST #16521 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
My god, they really don't like the miracle of life, do they? That's Maggie Thatcheresque.
Kiba Rika - Nov 02, 2009 6:40:11 am PST #16522 of 30001
I may have to seize the cat.
ita, I would wear pastels more if I could find 50s sundresses that would fit me. Especially if they were sea foam green or lavender. I do have the perfect brown shoes (for me). They're flats. And they aren't made anymore. Which is sad because I have them in both brown and black, and the black ones are worn out. So I have to get new black flats, and I can't get these perfect ones anymore.
I've started incorporating a lot more brown into my wardrobe in the past few years than ever before.
SuziQ - Nov 02, 2009 6:40:51 am PST #16523 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Two days? How is that even possible?
That sounds like our Paternity leave policy...but moms get more time.
Crazy.
Cashmere - Nov 02, 2009 6:42:02 am PST #16524 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Two days? Two mother fucking days?
Check with HR on FMLA, Jess. Of course the unpaid part sucks.
Cashmere - Nov 02, 2009 6:43:30 am PST #16525 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.
That is just utter bullshit.
msbelle - Nov 02, 2009 6:43:45 am PST #16526 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Ah yes, the craptacity of parental leave policies. The small companies I have worked for were willing to adhere to FMLA, but I put off the adoption work 2 times because of changing jobs and needing to get in a year with each to even qualify for it.