In pre-op they gave Liv a sedative. When the dentist came in to talk to us she started chatting him up. As he was leaving she said, "wait! I love you."

She was stoned out of her gourd. I nearly peed my pants laughing.

I'm in the waiting room wishing I had some of what she got.

Brown is a much better color for me.

Me, too. I have lots of it now. Plus jeans, since I'm not working in an office anymore.

Smallest Storm Trooper evah! [link]

As he was leaving she said, "wait! I love you."

Liv! Heh. Very adorable. I hope the poor noodle comes through with minimal pain.

I hope all goes smoothly for Liv. That's hilarious.

Aww, good luck to Liv, and calm thoughts for mom.

My wardrobe is about 90% black, but most of it is utterly gothless. For example, right now I am wearing black Mimi Maternity pants and a black Gap long-sleeved t-shirt. My inner goth is laaaaaaaaaaaazy.

I googled 'goth maternity wear' (without quotes) to see if such a thing exists. The fifth match was for something called "Gothic Charm School"!

Of Goths and Pregnancy, the Follow-Up

Well, that's nice. I have to lead a 90-minute training session this afternoon for which I have spent zero time preparing, except that I just looked more closely at the agenda and I only have to lead 30 minutes of it! Not only that, it's the last 30 minutes. Suddenly my day just got a lot less stressy. Okay, some less stressy.

I just found out that Potential New Employer's maternity leave policy offers 2 *days* of leave upon the birth of a child.

Not weeks. DAYS.

I'm about to start crying at my desk. I have no idea what I'm going to do.