Carmel apples and Carmel corn. Anything else is cār'-ə-mel.
This.
And now my boy's in love. All hearts and flowers. But, doesn't it freak you out that she used to change your diapers? I mean, when you think about it, the first woman you boned is the closest thing you've ever had to a mother. Doing your mom and trying to kill your dad. Hm. There should be a play.
Angelus ,'Damage'
Natter 64: Yes, we still need you
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
megan walker - Oct 28, 2009 6:19:38 pm PDT #15819 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
Ginger - Oct 28, 2009 6:27:33 pm PDT #15820 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Why doesn't Rubbermaid make caskets?
I've been involved in the conversations that ended up with the purchase of a $2,000 casket. Casket purchaser: "Don't you think he'd like this wood?" Me: It's nice wood. Have you looked at the caskets in the back?" Me (In my head): "He's dead. He doesn't care. I'd be fine with a dumpster. Also, why would you want to bury that pretty walnut?"
I have made the environmentally sound decision to have my body mocked by medical students.
§ ita § - Oct 28, 2009 6:27:51 pm PDT #15821 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
You know criminals will bury you with lime. That takes care of business.
Is lime an ecologically good thing to be burying?
JenP - Oct 28, 2009 6:33:41 pm PDT #15822 of 30001
Yay, Phillies!
Ginger - Oct 28, 2009 6:35:29 pm PDT #15823 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I got cited in the New York Times!
That's cool, Hec.
Is lime an ecologically good thing to be burying?
If you've got acid soil.
SuziQ - Oct 28, 2009 6:41:03 pm PDT #15824 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
I have mom's ashes in a box and have no clue what to do with them. Before she passed she had talked about being sprinkled in our garden. But we have moved and don't have our own garden any more. Plus SHE was the one with a green thumb. Me - I'm luck to keep a silk plant alive.
DavidS - Oct 28, 2009 7:01:50 pm PDT #15825 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Yay, Phillies!
I'm sayin'.
That's cool, Hec.
I think so. I had a brief moment of thinking, "I wish I had the kind of parents that would think it was cool that I got cited in the New York Times." Which was, unfortunately, followed by the thought, "I wish had parents."
Oh well, select Buffistas think it's cool.
JenP - Oct 28, 2009 7:17:13 pm PDT #15826 of 30001
I think it's freakin' awesome! I was distracted by candy pronunciation and baseball, so I neglected to post that thought, though.
brenda m - Oct 28, 2009 7:18:32 pm PDT #15827 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Super cool.
Typo Boy - Oct 28, 2009 7:30:41 pm PDT #15828 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
It is super cool. And I don't want to be cremated unless I can specify whose face to throw my ashes in.