Death is your art. You make it with your hands day after day. That final gasp, that look of peace. And part of you is desperate to know: What's it like? Where does it lead you? And now you see, that's the secret. Not the punch you didn't throw or the kicks you didn't land. She really wanted it. Every Slayer has a death wish. Even you.

Spike ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Oct 28, 2009 8:04:52 am PDT #15641 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Um....

Jon Gosselin And Octomom Set To Date On Reality Show

That can't be good....

But reps for both Jon and Nadya deny that any show is in the works.

Let's hope so.


JZ - Oct 28, 2009 8:05:03 am PDT #15642 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Gud, your kids are adorable. Emaryn looks strictly and gloriously just like Emaryn, but I swear Leif is starting to resemble a wee Nathan Fillion.

The secret message is awesomely funny, but the bill-not-signing is not, seeing that it was a non-earthshattering but necessary smallish bill concerning the SF Port. And probably prompted by the sponsoring assemblyman having yelled at Schwarzenegger a few days earlier to kiss his ass. Seriously, people? This state is flailing and drowning and you're all pulling each other's pigtails and wiping boogers on each other's backs. GROW THE FUCK UP, ALL Y'ALL.


tommyrot - Oct 28, 2009 8:07:20 am PDT #15643 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Random lesson I learned yesterday: Never buy generic dental floss.


JZ - Oct 28, 2009 8:07:30 am PDT #15644 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

And, because it deserves its own post, happy birthday, aurelia!

And I decree that for your birthday, in addition to cake and affection, you get a break from the sudden passing of people and theaters you love. Enough already, universe. Time to back way, way off.


Tom Scola - Oct 28, 2009 8:08:27 am PDT #15645 of 30001
hwæt

Never buy generic dental floss.

Glide all the way. Wicked expensive, but so worth it.


P.M. Marc - Oct 28, 2009 8:11:09 am PDT #15646 of 30001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Glide all the way. Wicked expensive, but so worth it.

J&J has a special sensitive gums floss that's even better. As gentle as Glide, but it does a much better job of getting the crud out.


megan walker - Oct 28, 2009 8:45:45 am PDT #15647 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Happy birthday, aurelia!


tommyrot - Oct 28, 2009 8:49:49 am PDT #15648 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

WARNING - JILLIFONT!

Peter Sagal's Halloween Decorations

The host of NPR's awesome news quiz/comedy extravaganza, "Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!", has put up his annual Halloween display. It is a nativity scene of evil. I heart it.


tommyrot - Oct 28, 2009 9:06:23 am PDT #15649 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Huh. Did anyone know this?

Eat More Black Pepper to Increase Your Food's Nutritional Value

The amount of nutrients your body consumes from a food is called bioavailability, which is always less than what your food truly contains. According to weblog Wise Bread, studies show that black pepper has the ability to increase the bioavailability in a good portion of the foods we eat, thus making our meal and snack choices have a better impact on our health. We wouldn't go as far as to suggest adding it to your morning cereal, but next time the waiter asks if you'd like some freshly ground pepper, you may do well to say yes.


tommyrot - Oct 28, 2009 9:15:34 am PDT #15650 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Robin Hoodie