Fred: Oh my God! Angel, you're…cute! Angel: Fred, don't! Fred: Oh, but the little hands! And the hair! Angel: Hey! You're fired.

'Smile Time'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


erikaj - Oct 27, 2009 6:17:39 am PDT #15499 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

J.s are constantly not doing the not-speaking thing, and they do it to me too. Good times. I mean, it makes some things easier, as Grandma is a Palin fan, but I wish it could have been different.


Vortex - Oct 27, 2009 6:19:38 am PDT #15500 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I love my mother. She's hard core.

I think that I would be simultaneously enthralled and terrified by your mother. She raises awesome kids, regardless :)


tommyrot - Oct 27, 2009 6:22:39 am PDT #15501 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Oh well. No launch today. The wind is about one knot too high, and the clouds are moving over the flight path at the last minute or so.


Amy - Oct 27, 2009 6:25:43 am PDT #15502 of 30001
Because books.

My extended family is so huge (my paternal grandmother was the oldest of fifteen kids), I have cousins I've never met, and others I couldn't pick out of a lineup.

If you were getting a thank you gift for something professional, would you rather get flowers or something else, like chocolate?


Dana - Oct 27, 2009 6:29:43 am PDT #15503 of 30001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

Ah, my life. I have fabric softener sheets in my purse, but no kleenex.


SuziQ - Oct 27, 2009 6:34:35 am PDT #15504 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I have cousins I've never met, and others I couldn't pick out of a lineup.

I have finally met all my first cousins, but that didn't happen until I was 39. I have a few I couldn't pick from a line-up. But, even so, I'm pretty sure if I contacted any of them requesting help, they would do what they could.

Well, I'm not sure if that includes the one cousin who I used to be closest to who doesn't talk to me anymore. I talked with her once when my mom was in hospice. Never heard from her after mom passed away. Her daughter just had a baby - never heard a word about it from her family, just through the grapevine.

What gets me about her, is that she is married to a pastor and I feel like I've been written off cause I don't go to church. Ummm, that first grandchild of hers was born out of wedlock. Not even sure if the mom knows who the dad is. But she is living with them. Eh, whatever.


P.M. Marc - Oct 27, 2009 6:39:04 am PDT #15505 of 30001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I am Facebook friends with some of the cousins on Dad's side. Dad's side also contains the mystery cousin, Shane, whom I have never met.

I am not Facebook friends with my other cousins. I do not think they are on Facebook.

They all range from 10-15 years my senior, so even the awesome ones I don't talk to much.


Hil R. - Oct 27, 2009 6:39:29 am PDT #15506 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I could call any relative I know of at 3am and get a bed for the night. But I would never do so. Because we are Yankees, and that's how we roll.

Same here.


Lee - Oct 27, 2009 6:52:55 am PDT #15507 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I'm pretty sure neither of my parents would answer the phone or the door at 3:00 am. My sister would, but only because her husband would bitch at her until she did.

In completely other news, I am wearing medium heeled dress shoes today, have a less than reliable knee, and work on the 8th floor. All of the elevators in our building are out of service this morning.


Scrappy - Oct 27, 2009 6:53:46 am PDT #15508 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I am facebook friends with all my cousins. And they mostly all ROCK. So I'm lucky that way.