We could just totally rename them all after poets. For instance, anyone you really loathe could be called McGonagall.
See, in my fantasy, when I'm kissing you... you're kissing me. It's okay. I can wait.
Oz ,'First Date'
Natter 64: Yes, we still need you
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
javachik - Oct 23, 2009 2:29:41 pm PDT #15061 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.
tommyrot - Oct 23, 2009 2:33:18 pm PDT #15062 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Huh. Most of these I didn't know: Internet rules and laws: the top 10, from Godwin to Poe
Amy - Oct 23, 2009 2:38:20 pm PDT #15063 of 30001
Because books.
Internet rules and laws: the top 10, from Godwin to Poe
I like the Law of Exclamation!!!!!
javachik - Oct 23, 2009 2:41:14 pm PDT #15064 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.
#10 is funny.
I worked with my boyfriend three companies ago, and developed a small crush on him. I finally asked him to my company holiday party, in an email, about a year after we'd both left our mutual company and were at new, different jobs. Anyway, I *almost* didn't go through with the date, because he responded with too many exclamation marks after his "yes".
I'm glad I shoved Miss McJudgy to the side on that one. We celebrate three years together this December. But I did give him a lot of shit for it, and still laugh at him mercilessly.
Connie Neil - Oct 23, 2009 2:43:15 pm PDT #15065 of 30001
brillig
Bush Sr. refused to eat broccoli at some official function. I give the man points just for that. As he said, "I'm President of the United States, I don't have to eat broccoli if I don't want to." The Broccoli Anti-Defamation League (or whatever they're called) begged him to recant "for the good of the children".
Nora Deirdre - Oct 23, 2009 2:43:58 pm PDT #15066 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
For instance, anyone you really loathe could be called McGonagall.
Hey, hey!!
sarameg - Oct 23, 2009 2:44:57 pm PDT #15067 of 30001
How the fuck do you peel kiwis? So frustrating.
I like swimming. I love my pool. I love that the lifeguards wave to me when I come and go and so do the instructors who see you every week.
javachik - Oct 23, 2009 2:45:17 pm PDT #15068 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.
I know, Nora, I totally thought, "wait, um, Nora" and then Googled and looked at your contact info to compare and that's when I found out that he wrote a poem about you!
So all loathed poets will have to be called McKuens, instead!
Jesse - Oct 23, 2009 2:47:19 pm PDT #15069 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
How the fuck do you peel kiwis? So frustrating.
For personal eating, I wouldn't bother -- cut in half, eat with spoon.
Hil R. - Oct 23, 2009 2:49:08 pm PDT #15070 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
For kiwis, you can either use a paring knife or a serrated peeler. A regular peeler will just make a mess.