Internet rules and laws: the top 10, from Godwin to Poe
I like the Law of Exclamation!!!!!
Anya: Are you stupid or something? Giles: Allow me to answer that question with a firing.
'Sleeper'
Natter 64: Yes, we still need you
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Amy - Oct 23, 2009 2:38:20 pm PDT #15063 of 30001
Because books.
javachik - Oct 23, 2009 2:41:14 pm PDT #15064 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.
#10 is funny.
I worked with my boyfriend three companies ago, and developed a small crush on him. I finally asked him to my company holiday party, in an email, about a year after we'd both left our mutual company and were at new, different jobs. Anyway, I *almost* didn't go through with the date, because he responded with too many exclamation marks after his "yes".
I'm glad I shoved Miss McJudgy to the side on that one. We celebrate three years together this December. But I did give him a lot of shit for it, and still laugh at him mercilessly.
Connie Neil - Oct 23, 2009 2:43:15 pm PDT #15065 of 30001
brillig
Bush Sr. refused to eat broccoli at some official function. I give the man points just for that. As he said, "I'm President of the United States, I don't have to eat broccoli if I don't want to." The Broccoli Anti-Defamation League (or whatever they're called) begged him to recant "for the good of the children".
Nora Deirdre - Oct 23, 2009 2:43:58 pm PDT #15066 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
For instance, anyone you really loathe could be called McGonagall.
Hey, hey!!
sarameg - Oct 23, 2009 2:44:57 pm PDT #15067 of 30001
How the fuck do you peel kiwis? So frustrating.
I like swimming. I love my pool. I love that the lifeguards wave to me when I come and go and so do the instructors who see you every week.
javachik - Oct 23, 2009 2:45:17 pm PDT #15068 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.
I know, Nora, I totally thought, "wait, um, Nora" and then Googled and looked at your contact info to compare and that's when I found out that he wrote a poem about you!
So all loathed poets will have to be called McKuens, instead!
Jesse - Oct 23, 2009 2:47:19 pm PDT #15069 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
How the fuck do you peel kiwis? So frustrating.
For personal eating, I wouldn't bother -- cut in half, eat with spoon.
Hil R. - Oct 23, 2009 2:49:08 pm PDT #15070 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
For kiwis, you can either use a paring knife or a serrated peeler. A regular peeler will just make a mess.
Jesse - Oct 23, 2009 2:51:20 pm PDT #15071 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
In other food news, why are people so weird? I just saw an ad that Splenda how has fiber in it. Um, why not get fiber from food, rather than your sugar substitute? Even if you're on a diet, eat some frigging celery or something!
Connie Neil - Oct 23, 2009 2:53:06 pm PDT #15072 of 30001
brillig
10 minutes to vacation!--if someone doesn't call in wanting their entire network reconfigured, switching servers and needing backups from three different machines, and by the way the database management has been acting weird for weeks.