I wear the cheese. It does not wear me.

Cheese Man ,'Chosen'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


shrift - Oct 22, 2009 4:28:37 pm PDT #14877 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Congratulations, Jilli!


§ ita § - Oct 22, 2009 4:30:51 pm PDT #14878 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Congrats, Jilli!

I have been visited by the stupid people. They came to finish my door. They lost my keys. So I still can't lock the door when I leave and get back in without getting my super. They left trash in my apartment. They left the toilet seat up. And none of the power outlets in my living room work. I am mightily pissed.

And the door is still dumb and lights up my apartment at all hours. I like the dark.


-t - Oct 22, 2009 4:34:17 pm PDT #14879 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

That's a lot of stupid, ita. It's all bad, but dear lord, they lost your keys? Now you don't have keys to your home?! That's so wrong.


sarameg - Oct 22, 2009 4:37:04 pm PDT #14880 of 30001

That's unacceptable, ita. And you know the bullshit I had to put up with renting, so for me to say that...

Who wants to bet that I forget the combo on my new lock tomorrow at the pool, despite it being a phone number I've known for yonks? I have that talent. I discovered tonight that my old lock? Doesn't lock the lockers. Too thin. All that I put in there are keys, shampoo and clothes, but I don't relish getting locked out of my house barefoot and in a wet swimsuit.


§ ita § - Oct 22, 2009 4:45:29 pm PDT #14881 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

And all the stuff they moved around to hang the new door they left moved around. But at least the electricity turned out just to be a breaker--shame it took the super to suggest that to me. He barely got past my doorway, but as soon as he said it I had the D'oh moment. I'm not the geek I could be, I guess. Not the practical sort.

But Steve the TiVo's back! Hmm. Both my TiVos are named Steve. I need imagination.


-t - Oct 22, 2009 4:47:43 pm PDT #14882 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Make one Adam, so you'll have Adam & Steve?

We've got juiceboxes that are made by Apple & Eve, and everytime I drink one I wonder if there are people boycotting them for the sinful reference.


msbelle - Oct 22, 2009 4:48:45 pm PDT #14883 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Edie.

Steve & Edie.


Jesse - Oct 22, 2009 4:49:43 pm PDT #14884 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

That whole situation is wack, ita.


Amy - Oct 22, 2009 4:52:13 pm PDT #14885 of 30001
Because books.

Steve & Edie.

Oh, THIS! Excellent.


-t - Oct 22, 2009 4:53:55 pm PDT #14886 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Eydie! Of course.