That's a lot of stupid, ita. It's all bad, but dear lord, they lost your keys? Now you don't have keys to your home?! That's so wrong.
'The Killer In Me'
Natter 64: Yes, we still need you
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
That's unacceptable, ita. And you know the bullshit I had to put up with renting, so for me to say that...
Who wants to bet that I forget the combo on my new lock tomorrow at the pool, despite it being a phone number I've known for yonks? I have that talent. I discovered tonight that my old lock? Doesn't lock the lockers. Too thin. All that I put in there are keys, shampoo and clothes, but I don't relish getting locked out of my house barefoot and in a wet swimsuit.
And all the stuff they moved around to hang the new door they left moved around. But at least the electricity turned out just to be a breaker--shame it took the super to suggest that to me. He barely got past my doorway, but as soon as he said it I had the D'oh moment. I'm not the geek I could be, I guess. Not the practical sort.
But Steve the TiVo's back! Hmm. Both my TiVos are named Steve. I need imagination.
Make one Adam, so you'll have Adam & Steve?
We've got juiceboxes that are made by Apple & Eve, and everytime I drink one I wonder if there are people boycotting them for the sinful reference.
Edie.
Steve & Edie.
That whole situation is wack, ita.
Steve & Edie.
Oh, THIS! Excellent.
Eydie! Of course.
I haven't done a mail merge in Word in six years. It took me almost an hour to do one page of labels.
Steve and Eydie is someone else's culture. I had to wiki it, and it still means nothing to me.
For some reason I decided that TiVos are boys. All my other electronics are shes (the computers and the Apple TV and the printer are Zoe, Cass, Blaise, Lilith, and River) or gender neutral (my phones are TARDIS and Shard). I got nothing when it comes to boy names.