I'd be concerned about the dishwashing robot and the Roomba teaming up against the household humans.
Zoe: We're getting him back. Jayne: What are we gonna do, clone him?
'War Stories'
Natter 64: Yes, we still need you
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jessica - Oct 20, 2009 8:13:04 am PDT #14503 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Cashmere - Oct 20, 2009 8:13:11 am PDT #14504 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.
I'm picturing The Daily Show clip in my head right this minute.
tommyrot - Oct 20, 2009 8:23:48 am PDT #14505 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Drunkest Guy Ever, Silent Film Version (VIDEO)
On its own, this priceless minimart security footage of a clearly inebriated man trying to buy more beer (POSTED BELOW) is pretty hilarious. Whoever added the old-timey music and silent film captions just put the icing on the cake. Whether you love old Chaplin films or just enjoy observing the belligerently wasted, this video will make anyone laugh.
Sue - Oct 20, 2009 8:30:06 am PDT #14506 of 30001
hip deep in pie
I would be one of its minions if it did my dishes.
Amy - Oct 20, 2009 8:35:50 am PDT #14507 of 30001
Because books.
Drunkest Guy Ever, Silent Film Version (VIDEO)
Brilliant.
megan walker - Oct 20, 2009 8:47:02 am PDT #14508 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
Our Buffista teachers may find this study interesting:
I'm not sure who could have thought that "errorless learning" would work as a teaching method, but the UCLA study reminds me of the time that my Dad put an unsolvable geometry problem on our final exam just "to see how we would approach it".
I guess they are right about remembering things better and longer because I still remember how pissed I was that I wasted 30 minutes on that problem.
Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 20, 2009 8:47:25 am PDT #14509 of 30001
Oh honey, the mentally unwell people have been in the fanbase since Game Changers was Stucky fanfiction on the internet. The calls have been coming from inside the house the whole time!
Joss to direct an episode of Glee: [link]
If Spike takes over this show too as a result, I am going ballistic.
Jessica - Oct 20, 2009 8:49:18 am PDT #14510 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
the UCLA study reminds me of the time that my Dad put an unsolvable geometry problem on our final exam just "to see how we would approach it".
My dad once offered me $100 if I could come up with a 19 point cribbage hand. When I pointed out to him that this was impossible, he congratulated me on my close reading of the fine print but did not give me the cash anyway. Cheapskate.
megan walker - Oct 20, 2009 8:50:44 am PDT #14511 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
Hmm, cribbage was also the only game my Dad would play with us. Coincidence?
flea - Oct 20, 2009 8:51:20 am PDT #14512 of 30001
information libertarian
OMG, that video made me weep. Unrelatedly, Casper told me this morning, "Drunk is when you're all crazy."