If it makes you feel better, I can't do any of that.
Neither can I. There are lots of things like that (well, OK, not the English monarchs to that extent, but...) that I feel like I should know and/or remember but don't. Pretty sure I never had to learn all the Presidents in order, so I never did. I think, "Oh, I should just learn [insert knowledge gap here]." And then I don't do it. Because I'm lay-zee. I think I can still do most of the state capitals, though, so I comfort myself with that. And I know my way around the world map. More or less.
Or maybe I should go visit sporcle.com. Sporcle?
I had to memorize the presidents in order at one point, high school I think, but after the exam I promptly lost that knowledge. Monarchs of anywhere I never knew.
I had to memorize the kings of France at one point. We made up a song. I can't remember it, but I can still recite A Helene by Pierre de Ronsard.
I used to be fascinated with the First Ladies (and sisters, etc., for the unmarried guys). I had a shiny book about them from a childhood trip to D.C. The presidents themselves just never interested me as much.
Oh, did you see the first ladies' dresses at the Smithsonian? Since we lived near DC and my parents were very big on museums, I saw those once a month throughout my childhood.
Oh yeah, saw those. I love trips to D.C.
Or maybe I should go visit sporcle.com. Sporcle?
No idea where the name came from but there are quizzes on all sorts of topics: geography, history, language, TV, etc.
For geography and things like U.S. presidents the maps/lists are blank and if you put in a right answer they fill in where it should go. So you don't have to know the placement/order, but I try to do them in order to teach myself (when you hit "give up" you can see all the answers).
megan walker, I hereby assign blame to you for all the time I will waste at sporcle.com. So much fun. So, it's the good kind of blame, fwiw.
My brain doesn't function even half as quickly as it used to, I think. Files and Records needs to step it up. Perhaps sprocle will help with that. Ahem.
It's educational!
ETA: And now I know how to spell Kyrgyzstan!