Zoe: Next time we smuggle stock, let's make it something smaller. Wash: Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles.

'Safe'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Theodosia - Oct 18, 2009 4:21:44 am PDT #14230 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Cashmere, in your defense, Vice Presidents are very rarely memorable -- in fact, they're often chosen for that quality. t /cynical


Kat - Oct 18, 2009 4:22:43 am PDT #14231 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

My mom bought noah a harmonica. WHY? And why did she get one for herself and why are they both playing them before 6:00 AM?


tommyrot - Oct 18, 2009 4:28:45 am PDT #14232 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

My mom bought noah a harmonica. WHY? And why did she get one for herself and why are they both playing them before 6:00 AM?

I've suggested getting musical instruments for toddlers, but pretty much as a joke. Huh.

My noisy neighbor downstairs sorta' woke me up at 7:00 by loudly singing the theme to Gilligan's Island. He was also making noise at 2:00 am. The angry guy across the hall was angry; he called the landlord at 2:00 and yelled at him for not doing anything about noisy guy.


Cashmere - Oct 18, 2009 4:33:34 am PDT #14233 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Wow, Kat, that tops of the noisy gifts my kids' grandparents have given.

We always try to "forget" anything that makes noise at the house of whomever gives the gift. That doesn't work if they bring them to your house, however.


Sheryl - Oct 18, 2009 4:38:31 am PDT #14234 of 30001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

Still wet and bleah here.


tommyrot - Oct 18, 2009 4:44:04 am PDT #14235 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Awesome baby photo at My First Fail: Face…Being…Crushed…


Jesse - Oct 18, 2009 4:47:05 am PDT #14236 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

And why did she get one for herself and why are they both playing them before 6:00 AM?

Ha ha ha!! Um, sorry.

I'm apparently allergic to New York. I started sneezing on the final descent in the plane last night, and am now all snuffly and yuck.


Callaluna - Oct 18, 2009 4:51:45 am PDT #14237 of 30001

My mom bought noah a harmonica. WHY? And why did she get one for herself and why are they both playing them before 6:00 AM?

That is just evil. You must have done something very very awfgul to her in your childhood, even if you don;t remember. :D


Calli - Oct 18, 2009 5:14:07 am PDT #14238 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

My mom bought noah a harmonica. WHY? And why did she get one for herself and why are they both playing them before 6:00 AM?

Did her mom give you a drum set when you were three? That's the only rational I can imagine.


Barb - Oct 18, 2009 5:18:47 am PDT #14239 of 30001
“Not dead yet!”

My mom bought noah a harmonica. WHY? And why did she get one for herself and why are they both playing them before 6:00 AM?

Oy vey, that's just brutal. Not to mention, malicious.