Sorry, Jesse, I am in Obnoxious New iPhone Owner mode. It slices! It dices!
You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?
Early ,'Objects In Space'
Natter 64: Yes, we still need you
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
smonster - Oct 15, 2009 11:42:28 am PDT #13984 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Theodosia - Oct 15, 2009 11:56:04 am PDT #13985 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
My friend Tom Galloway commented on Facebook:
"Per a friend of mine who'd tend to know such things: "A 7x20x3 foot balloon filled with 12,000 liters of helium can lift 30 pounds. The boy was never in the balloon.""
I so hope that is so. It was an awfully small balloon!
Barb - Oct 15, 2009 11:56:51 am PDT #13986 of 30001
“Not dead yet!”
Cynic Alert: So, Balloon Boy's parents were on a reality show. Dad is some sort of mad scientist storm chaser. Balloon Boy was not actually in the balloon. Dunno, y'all, it's starting to smell like a publicity stunt.
tommyrot - Oct 15, 2009 11:58:19 am PDT #13987 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Dad is some sort of mad scientist storm chaser.
Also, he's into aliens. But probably not literally.
Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 15, 2009 12:21:51 pm PDT #13988 of 30001
Oh honey, the mentally unwell people have been in the fanbase since Game Changers was Stucky fanfiction on the internet. The calls have been coming from inside the house the whole time!
Man, those black jack taco ads are making me want to go buy one, and I don't even like Taco Bell. Though perhaps this is more due to the spokesman who looks like the Swedish guy I had the best sex of my life with than any appeal of the tacos themselves.
Polter-Cow - Oct 15, 2009 12:50:27 pm PDT #13989 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Interracial couple denied marriage license in La.
Bardwell said he has discussed the topic with blacks and whites, along with witnessing some interracial marriages. He came to the conclusion that most of black society does not readily accept offspring of such relationships, and neither does white society, he said.
"I don't do interracial marriages because I don't want to put children in a situation they didn't bring on themselves," Bardwell said. "In my heart, I feel the children will later suffer."
§ ita § - Oct 15, 2009 1:05:56 pm PDT #13990 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Just saying hi from my phone while I'm all alone and then going back to work.
Sue - Oct 15, 2009 1:10:44 pm PDT #13991 of 30001
hip deep in pie
Ballon boy is at home
shrift - Oct 15, 2009 1:11:49 pm PDT #13992 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I'm drinking beer at my desk again.
Theodosia - Oct 15, 2009 1:15:32 pm PDT #13993 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Balloon kid found alive. Was hiding in the house, afraid he was going to get in trouble!
It's as happy an ending as I could have wanted.