Fred: The size and depth of the wound indicate a female vampire. Harmony: Or gay! Fred: Um…it doesn't really work like that.

'Harm's Way'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 13, 2009 8:16:24 am PDT #13672 of 30001
You have to remember that being a 5-time Olympic medalist means Hilary Knight has been playing hockey at an elite level at least 16 years. It's impossible for her to be a teenage girl less than 16 years old, thus the President's complete lack of interest.

Thanks for the birthday wishes, everyone!

Happy Birthday Cashmere!

Happy Birthday, Megan!


beth b - Oct 13, 2009 8:17:48 am PDT #13673 of 30001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

happy birthday , megan, Cash, Matt, and ita's dad.


Barb - Oct 13, 2009 8:23:24 am PDT #13674 of 30001
“Not dead yet!”

I never need to see Ted Turner in a kilt ever again. Actually, I could live without ever seeing Ted Turner again, period.

Love James McAvoy though-- he's wearing his with that "Fuck it, I'm Scottish, I'll wear it however I damn well want to," insouciance.

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msbelle - Oct 13, 2009 8:25:47 am PDT #13675 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

my local to work bakery has discontinued my favorite dessert. I told them I was lodging a complaint and they did not seem to care. This from a often 2-3 visits/week customer (ok, so they have manyhundred visitors/day). hates them.

so now I am coughy and congested and have NO DESSERT! clearly I should be given the rest of the day off.


Scrappy - Oct 13, 2009 8:41:53 am PDT #13676 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

So I called my 81-year-old mom last night and she wasn't home. She finally called me around midnight her time and I asked as a joke, "Where were you--out clubbing?" "I WAS!" she told me. And she was! An old friend of hers is a cabaret singer ( [link] ) and she was performing at a jazz club in downtown DC. My mom, Aunt and Uncle and a some other friends of hers-- a group of people in their 80s--went into town to see her and they all apparently had a wonderful time.

I think we all should plan on clubbing in our 80s, Buffistas!


DavidS - Oct 13, 2009 8:44:44 am PDT #13677 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I did almost all my clubbing in the 80s.


Polter-Cow - Oct 13, 2009 8:45:43 am PDT #13678 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I went clubbing once with my boss.


Sophia Brooks - Oct 13, 2009 8:46:13 am PDT #13679 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I went to a bar with a nun.


tommyrot - Oct 13, 2009 8:47:35 am PDT #13680 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I went to a bar with a nun.

What happened to the Rabbi and the duck?


tommyrot - Oct 13, 2009 8:52:50 am PDT #13681 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Lunch update: I'm having "Traditional Lentil soup" by Healthy Choice. It's... not very good.