Do you see any goats around? No, because I sacrificed them.

Willow ,'Showtime'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Oct 12, 2009 5:58:48 am PDT #13453 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Oh, fuck, Jessica. That bites. I hope you're one of the lucky ones.


Jessica - Oct 12, 2009 6:01:15 am PDT #13454 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Thanks, guys. I'm hoping for the best right now. It's all I can do.

Naturally, in the interest of secrecy, we weren't given a schedule of when our individual meetings will be, so I have no clue if/when the rest of the axe will drop.


Jesse - Oct 12, 2009 6:09:59 am PDT #13455 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Exaaaaaaaactly. I'm sure we'll be seeing many more people showing up in suits and taking suspiscious long lunches over the next few months.

I guess the good news there is that you don't actually have to hide it at that point?


Sheryl - Oct 12, 2009 6:14:33 am PDT #13456 of 30001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

I'm sorry Jessica.


Amy - Oct 12, 2009 6:20:10 am PDT #13457 of 30001
Because books.

Hey, good luck to all the first-dayers!


sumi - Oct 12, 2009 6:24:26 am PDT #13458 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

Jessica - I'm sorry.


Polter-Cow - Oct 12, 2009 6:24:34 am PDT #13459 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I'm sorry, Jessica.


Sophia Brooks - Oct 12, 2009 6:26:46 am PDT #13460 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I'm so sorry, Jess.


tommyrot - Oct 12, 2009 6:28:13 am PDT #13461 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

ION, they're saying that "Steampunk has jumped the shark": Steampunk Toilet

Introducing the Electro-Flush! Technically, TeslaPunk Urinal. Hand-made solid oak tank with battery powered flush pump, laser aiming assist (aim at the laser dot in the bowl at night), lights, antique gauges, flush capacitor, and cup holder. Bowl is a round 1949 Standard.

The "flush capacitor" cracked me up....


sj - Oct 12, 2009 6:34:55 am PDT #13462 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I'm so sorry, Jessica. Tons of job~ma for you.