xkck is funny today.
Inara: So. Would you like to lecture me on the wickedness of my ways? Book: I brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers.
'Serenity'
Natter 64: Yes, we still need you
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Oct 09, 2009 4:48:35 am PDT #12976 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Theodosia - Oct 09, 2009 5:03:43 am PDT #12977 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
I got to break the news to my roommate while she was brushing her teeth. She choked, most gratifyingly.
I suppose the whole thing about stopping torture as a policy also played into the decision. If they'd just waited until he'd actually, you know closed Guantanamo already and finished making decisions on who gets prosecuted and who gets released w/o a trial because the US FUCKED UP the cases against some of them so badly.
Aims - Oct 09, 2009 5:06:32 am PDT #12978 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I wrote this response to a friend on FB who is a little woo-hoo and believes that Obama is pretty much the second coming. Friend brought up Wilson's winning even though the League of Nations was a joke.
But the difference here is that those two presidents did something measurable. They had something more concrete to show for their efforts. I know that the prize isn't about attaining peace - but it should be more about what has been done. There is no League of Nations, there was no war ended, Gitmo is still open for guests and we still have troops in Iraq. It's going to take time to accomplish all that Obama wants to accomplish and I believe that he will and it will be good. But giving him this prize now is going to do more to fuck him with the opposition. If he doesn't accomplish those things in a timely or succesful fashion, he'll never win re-election and he'll go down in history as a total joke who couldn't live up to the hype. He already had so much to live up to when he took office and now, with this prize, he has even more and good president or not, he is still a human. And he's going to fail. And now, he gets to fail with a Nobel Peace Prize which ain't good.
I believe in him. I think he'll do great things for our country, but for the love of all that's holy, let's wait for him to do those great things before putting him higher on the pedestal than he already is.
Mark my words - this will fuck him more than it will help.
Frankenbuddha - Oct 09, 2009 5:06:55 am PDT #12979 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
xkck is funny today.
The mouseover text is hilarious. Also making me feel really, really old.
Shir - Oct 09, 2009 5:07:15 am PDT #12980 of 30001
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
Yeah, I don't get the Peace Noble Prize this year either.
They had 205 candidates, and a part of me thinks they picked one randomly.
tommyrot - Oct 09, 2009 5:10:41 am PDT #12981 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Mark my words - this will fuck him more than it will help.
Yeah, that's what I'm afraid of....
Jessica - Oct 09, 2009 5:16:15 am PDT #12982 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
A crafty alternative for those who don’t necessarily want to eat their baby’s placenta, but want to pay their respects to the life sustaining organ by turning it into a one-of-a-kind teddy bear.
tommyrot - Oct 09, 2009 5:16:59 am PDT #12983 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Um... no.
Just no.
tommyrot - Oct 09, 2009 5:20:08 am PDT #12984 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Kurzzeit of Germany produces ballistics measurement equipment. The video depicts various combinations of projectiles and targets at up to one million frames per second, revealing unexpected beauty in hitherto unseen phenomena, and is the best damn ten minutes you will waste on the internet all day!
Aims - Oct 09, 2009 5:20:21 am PDT #12985 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Now look. The placenta is amazing and all that. And I have loads of respect for it. But come on. It ain't perfect. It doesn't stop EVERYTHING harmful from getting to the fetus/baby. It sometimes doesn't even place itself right in the uterus.
Once the placenta decides to evolve and figure out a way to make it so that I can smoke and drink and get high during my pregnancy without possibly fucking up my baby, I'll be more than happy to stuff it, but it an outfit, and put it on my shelf. But until then, it gets a merry "Thank you" and tossed in the biohazard bag at the end of the day.