xkck is funny today.
The mouseover text is hilarious. Also making me feel really, really old.
Reynolds, I'm a dangerous-minded man on a ship loaded with hurt. Now, why you got me chatting with your peons?
Womack ,'The Message'
Natter 64: Yes, we still need you
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Frankenbuddha - Oct 09, 2009 5:06:55 am PDT #12979 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Shir - Oct 09, 2009 5:07:15 am PDT #12980 of 30001
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
Yeah, I don't get the Peace Noble Prize this year either.
They had 205 candidates, and a part of me thinks they picked one randomly.
tommyrot - Oct 09, 2009 5:10:41 am PDT #12981 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Mark my words - this will fuck him more than it will help.
Yeah, that's what I'm afraid of....
Jessica - Oct 09, 2009 5:16:15 am PDT #12982 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
A crafty alternative for those who don’t necessarily want to eat their baby’s placenta, but want to pay their respects to the life sustaining organ by turning it into a one-of-a-kind teddy bear.
tommyrot - Oct 09, 2009 5:16:59 am PDT #12983 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Um... no.
Just no.
tommyrot - Oct 09, 2009 5:20:08 am PDT #12984 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Kurzzeit of Germany produces ballistics measurement equipment. The video depicts various combinations of projectiles and targets at up to one million frames per second, revealing unexpected beauty in hitherto unseen phenomena, and is the best damn ten minutes you will waste on the internet all day!
Aims - Oct 09, 2009 5:20:21 am PDT #12985 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Now look. The placenta is amazing and all that. And I have loads of respect for it. But come on. It ain't perfect. It doesn't stop EVERYTHING harmful from getting to the fetus/baby. It sometimes doesn't even place itself right in the uterus.
Once the placenta decides to evolve and figure out a way to make it so that I can smoke and drink and get high during my pregnancy without possibly fucking up my baby, I'll be more than happy to stuff it, but it an outfit, and put it on my shelf. But until then, it gets a merry "Thank you" and tossed in the biohazard bag at the end of the day.
amych - Oct 09, 2009 5:20:56 am PDT #12986 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
The F word gets its own book.
It's the third fucking edition (and one of the best-fucking-respected works of lexicography in recent decades). (I heart the little fucker).
ChiKat - Oct 09, 2009 5:20:59 am PDT #12987 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
ignoring disturbing teddy bear talk
Mark my words - this will fuck him more than it will help.
Yeah, that's what I'm afraid of....
Me, too, tommy. A lot of wingnuts are already concerned over Messiah Obama and this is just going to feed that.
Jesse - Oct 09, 2009 5:23:26 am PDT #12988 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
In thinking about things other than work, I was wondering if it would be weird to make bread with kalamata AND spicy green olives and maybe sundried tomatoes as well? I am trying to use things up in a delicious way. Maybe throwing in the green can parmesan would tie it all together?