Right? It's both awesome and mind boggling. This from a woman who refused for YEARS to get an answering machine.
Also,
My parents would not know a text if it was mailed to them on paper.
Hee.
And now my boy's in love. All hearts and flowers. But, doesn't it freak you out that she used to change your diapers? I mean, when you think about it, the first woman you boned is the closest thing you've ever had to a mother. Doing your mom and trying to kill your dad. Hm. There should be a play.
Angelus ,'Damage'
Natter 64: Yes, we still need you
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
JenP - Oct 07, 2009 5:58:52 pm PDT #12748 of 30001
ChiKat - Oct 07, 2009 6:04:53 pm PDT #12749 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
The "s" word was mentioned in the weekend forecast.
What?? You're back in Michigan, right?? RIGHT?!?!?
SuziQ - Oct 07, 2009 6:13:35 pm PDT #12750 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
The "s" word was mentioned in the weekend forecast.
Here too. Maybe as early as tomorrow!!
tommyrot - Oct 07, 2009 6:16:43 pm PDT #12751 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Craziness!!
aurelia - Oct 07, 2009 6:17:31 pm PDT #12752 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
What?? You're back in Michigan, right?? RIGHT?!?!?
Nope, sorry.
Hil R. - Oct 07, 2009 6:17:41 pm PDT #12753 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
We had crazy wind here today. This morning, I saw the wind knock over a newspaper dispenser.
ChiKat - Oct 07, 2009 6:19:40 pm PDT #12754 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Nope, sorry.
Well, crap.
§ ita § - Oct 07, 2009 6:29:33 pm PDT #12755 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
An un (less?) retouched picture of the Ralph Lauren model in the ad that tommy linked to yesterday. I completely fail to see the point of making her look like that. It certainly doesn't help the clothes any. They're still fugly.
I keep seeing ads for the new Steven Seagal series, and it just makes me laugh. I'm sure many of the people he arrests are relatively chuffed by the personnel, even if they're pissed at the turn of events itself. I just can't keep from thinking about what an ass he's supposed to be.
Trudy Booth - Oct 07, 2009 6:30:32 pm PDT #12756 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Randomly, I'm watching old Sesame Street clips. When did the set get so clean? I remember it looking like a typical grungy city street, like this: [link] In newer clips, that green door got much brighter green and the steps look brand new. [link]
Gentrification, man.
DavidS - Oct 07, 2009 6:33:35 pm PDT #12757 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Which of the following facts about Sacha Baron Cohen is surprising to you:
- He lead a teenage breakdance crew.
- He spent a year on a kibbutz.
- He supported himself as a male model in the years right after university.
- He read in History in Cambridge with his thesis on the involvement of Jews in the American Civil Rights Movement.
- He played both Tevye and Cyrano de Bergerac for Cambridge Footlights.