So you know how Apple does such a good job of packaging their products, so if you buy, say, a new computer, it's a joy to open up the box and take everything out?
Well, they do a good job on their job-offer letters as well. An Unboxing You Won't See On Gizmodo or Engadget
...Unfolded in all its glory, "The Offer" stands out in the center, in a large, bold font. The interface and experience is completely consistent across all three pockets within the folder.
All kidding aside, any company that can give this much attention to detail just in their HR paperwork should be fun to work for. I am looking forward to this new adventure.
...Unfolded in all its glory, "The Offer" stands out in the center, in a large, bold font. The interface and experience is completely consistent across all three pockets within the folder.
I loved the commenter who asked if the offer came with 2 apple stickers.
My childhood guilty pleasure sandwich was Underwood Deviled Ham and mustard.
Actually, still a guilty pleasure, though I tend to use it as a bagel spread these days.
I loved PB & raspberry jam sandwiches as a kid, but haven't had one in decades.
You eat potted meat product!
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TORONTO (AP)-- A man who broke into the Calgary Zoo overnight and scaled a fence around a tiger exhibit is hospitalized with serious injuries to his arms after he was attacked by a tiger.
Well duh.
Why must my head be full of snot?
I'm going to kick the Snot Miser's gooey ass. He's making our lives miserable, as well.
You may not like Snot Miser, but you'd really hate his brother, Puke Miser.
