Dawn: I feel safe with you. Spike: Take that back!

'First Date'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Frankenbuddha - Oct 06, 2009 5:18:23 am PDT #12442 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

You eat potted meat product!

Hence the "guilty" part.


tommyrot - Oct 06, 2009 5:31:38 am PDT #12443 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Your request is being processed... Man Mauled By Tiger After Scaling Calgary Zoo's Fence

TORONTO (AP)-- A man who broke into the Calgary Zoo overnight and scaled a fence around a tiger exhibit is hospitalized with serious injuries to his arms after he was attacked by a tiger.

Well duh.


SuziQ - Oct 06, 2009 5:33:07 am PDT #12444 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Why must my head be full of snot?


tommyrot - Oct 06, 2009 5:39:42 am PDT #12445 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I blame the Snot Miser.


Cashmere - Oct 06, 2009 5:42:31 am PDT #12446 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I'm going to kick the Snot Miser's gooey ass. He's making our lives miserable, as well.


Theodosia - Oct 06, 2009 5:51:31 am PDT #12447 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

You may not like Snot Miser, but you'd really hate his brother, Puke Miser.


Jesse - Oct 06, 2009 5:52:38 am PDT #12448 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Hey Jesse, if you want packing help some Sat or Sunday afternoon give me a holler. I can do it and you know how I love to pack. Would be good to spend time with you.

That would be awesome! My plan is to sell stuff on Saturday, so I don't have any non-home-based plans either day, I don't think. Whenever works for you.


Calli - Oct 06, 2009 5:53:37 am PDT #12449 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

TORONTO (AP)-- A man who broke into the Calgary Zoo overnight and scaled a fence around a tiger exhibit is hospitalized with serious injuries to his arms after he was attacked by a tiger.

Well duh.

The article also says they don't know if alcohol was involved. They don't end the sentence with "or just stupidity," but I'm gonna read it there anyway.


tommyrot - Oct 06, 2009 5:57:28 am PDT #12450 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

You may not like Snot Miser, but you'd really hate his brother, Puke Miser.

And their brother IBS Miser can go fuck himself....


Steph L. - Oct 06, 2009 5:58:04 am PDT #12451 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

The article also says they don't know if alcohol was involved.

That's crazy. Everyone knows tigers are teetotalers.