Lydia: Its removal from Burma is a felony and when triggered it has the power to melt human eyeballs. Giles: In that case I've severely underpriced it.

'Potential'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Hil R. - Oct 05, 2009 11:26:25 am PDT #12319 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Huh. For a verse about Herod's daughter, they actually go back to the Greek word, note that it's usually translated "maiden" or "damsel," and then go ahead and put it as "temptress" anyway, to convey how immoral she was.


Burrell - Oct 05, 2009 11:27:38 am PDT #12320 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Ooh, riffing on what Sue says, don't modern wine makers put additives into the wine to improve the flavor?


Hil R. - Oct 05, 2009 11:35:48 am PDT #12321 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Conservapedia guy talks about respectful language. He clearly disapproves of the KJV habit of using "which" rather than "who" when referring to people. And then, he comes out with this:

While they were sitting and eating, Jesus said, "I'm serious: One of you guys is going to betray me."


tommyrot - Oct 05, 2009 11:35:59 am PDT #12322 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Wow, I think I've seen four different blogs cover the Conservapedia Bible project....


tommyrot - Oct 05, 2009 11:37:12 am PDT #12323 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Jesus said, "I'm serious: One of you guys is going to betray me."

And Judas replied, "Don't look at me, Dude!"


Hil R. - Oct 05, 2009 11:38:04 am PDT #12324 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Looks like all the "Verily I say unto you" became "I'm serious."


Steph L. - Oct 05, 2009 11:38:09 am PDT #12325 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

And Judas replied, "Don't look at me, Dude!"

"Cha! As if!"


tommyrot - Oct 05, 2009 11:38:44 am PDT #12326 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Also,

Among the words to be eliminated: "government."

Because government is always evil?

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Hil R. - Oct 05, 2009 11:39:10 am PDT #12327 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

This one must be a joke. Right?

where Jesus told them, "All of you guys are going to have big problems tonight because of me. You see, it's written that I'm going to whack the shepherd, and then the sheep will be scattered all over the place.


erikaj - Oct 05, 2009 11:40:50 am PDT #12328 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

Given that it makes Jesus too much like Paulie Walnuts, I truly hope it is.