See how I'm not punching him? I think I've grown.

Mal ,'Shindig'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Oct 02, 2009 8:54:19 am PDT #11956 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Babushka Measuring Cups

This set of 6 dry-measure cups nests neatly just like traditional Russian matryoshkas. They accurately measure 1/4, 1/3, 1/2, 2/3, 3/4 and 1 full cup, and they’re built from heavy-duty, food-safe, long-life engineering plastics.

Our M-Cups Measuring Cups are useful, easy to store, and quite charming… so why not doll up your kitchen with a little Russian folklore?


SailAweigh - Oct 02, 2009 9:19:27 am PDT #11957 of 30001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

C. beamed at her and asked loudly, "Bist du eine alte Oma?" (Are you an old granny?)

But that's the highest compliment a kid can give you! That means they think you are the source of all comfort, hugs and warm laps, cookies and cocoa, bedtime stories and puppet shows! Bring C. on over here, I'll let her call me alte Oma anytime.


Cashmere - Oct 02, 2009 9:23:16 am PDT #11958 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

C. beamed at her and asked loudly, "Bist du eine alte Oma?" (Are you an old granny?)

I'm trying not to be a mom who shushes the kids. They tend to make some pretty obvious observations about people. But they're honest and society gives them a lot of leeway. I want them to understand and celebrate the fact that everyone is different without actually, you know, saying it aloud.


Jessica - Oct 02, 2009 9:23:39 am PDT #11959 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

McSweeney's - Ethical Dilemmas Involving Klondike Bars


Jessica - Oct 02, 2009 9:27:03 am PDT #11960 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Dylan spent a LOT of last summer calling one of my neighbors Bubbe. And she does look enough like my mom that I can see where he was coming from. But it was still pretty mortifying.

(And saying "Oh, but my mom was only 24 when she had me, and she's very athletic and dyes her hair so it's not like he's calling you old!" while true, is not so much an option. Because, really, not helpful.)


erikaj - Oct 02, 2009 9:32:50 am PDT #11961 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

That happened to my mom in the grocery store once and she did say "Wow, that kid must have a young grandma."


SolangeK - Oct 02, 2009 9:48:09 am PDT #11962 of 30001

(delurking here, too; wow, this may become habit forming...)

Two days ago, whilst picking up my daughter up from preschool, 2 other little girls approached and asked if I was [daughter's] grandma or mom. When I answered that I was her mom, they responded as though I'd just settled a bet. I'm not even 40 yet. Sigh.

Hugs to thems that needs 'em. Stoopid Fridays.


Scrappy - Oct 02, 2009 9:51:25 am PDT #11963 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

We still talk about the time my littlest brother told my great-Aunt Ida, with great joy, that her arms "waggled underneath." Luckily, she was not only was not offended, she had him sit on her lap so he could waggle them himself.


smonster - Oct 02, 2009 9:55:27 am PDT #11964 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

That means they think you are the source of all comfort, hugs and warm laps, cookies and cocoa, bedtime stories and puppet shows!

Having read these words, I was struck with a sudden and violent yearning for all these things.

Solange, it is totally habit forming. In an awesome way.

Go great-Aunt Ida!


Connie Neil - Oct 02, 2009 9:58:00 am PDT #11965 of 30001
brillig

I want a Klondike bar.