What? She killed 'em with mathematics. What else could it have been?

Jayne ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Calli - Oct 02, 2009 8:39:21 am PDT #11952 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

This weekend my BFF is visiting for her high school reunion and staying with me. So I'll be spending some time with her, some time gardening, and some time picking up the art from Greece that's finally at my post office.


Cashmere - Oct 02, 2009 8:43:34 am PDT #11953 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I'm checking out my cousin's facebook page. Two weeks ago, she and her fiance shocked her family with a surprise wedding--they got everyone to a local park with a tiny chapel and just got hitched without a big to-do. So awesome and fun and a nice alternative to eloping. I hope I can attend the reception when they get back from their honeymoon.


tommyrot - Oct 02, 2009 8:45:40 am PDT #11954 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I haven't watched this, but this excerpt cracked me up:

Chris Rock Compares Roman Polanski To OJ Simpson (VIDEO)

On 'The Jay Leno Show' Thursday night, Rock made the fair if hilarious point that even the most sensational trial in recent memory didn't go places that some Polanski supporters are headed.

"People are defending Roman Polanski because he made good movies 30 years ago?" he said. "Are you kidding me? Even Johnny Cochran didn't have the nerve to go, 'Well did you see OJ play against New England?'"


Fiona - Oct 02, 2009 8:54:04 am PDT #11955 of 30001

As we're riding the elevators up, he looks up at an elderly couple sharing the ride and says, "Are you old?"

A couple of weeks ago we were walking through the park, past an elderly lady sitting on a bench. C. beamed at her and asked loudly, "Bist du eine alte Oma?" (Are you an old granny?). Fortunately the lady smiled back and said that she was, but oh boy, that could have gone either way.


tommyrot - Oct 02, 2009 8:54:19 am PDT #11956 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Babushka Measuring Cups

This set of 6 dry-measure cups nests neatly just like traditional Russian matryoshkas. They accurately measure 1/4, 1/3, 1/2, 2/3, 3/4 and 1 full cup, and they’re built from heavy-duty, food-safe, long-life engineering plastics.

Our M-Cups Measuring Cups are useful, easy to store, and quite charming… so why not doll up your kitchen with a little Russian folklore?


SailAweigh - Oct 02, 2009 9:19:27 am PDT #11957 of 30001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

C. beamed at her and asked loudly, "Bist du eine alte Oma?" (Are you an old granny?)

But that's the highest compliment a kid can give you! That means they think you are the source of all comfort, hugs and warm laps, cookies and cocoa, bedtime stories and puppet shows! Bring C. on over here, I'll let her call me alte Oma anytime.


Cashmere - Oct 02, 2009 9:23:16 am PDT #11958 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

C. beamed at her and asked loudly, "Bist du eine alte Oma?" (Are you an old granny?)

I'm trying not to be a mom who shushes the kids. They tend to make some pretty obvious observations about people. But they're honest and society gives them a lot of leeway. I want them to understand and celebrate the fact that everyone is different without actually, you know, saying it aloud.


Jessica - Oct 02, 2009 9:23:39 am PDT #11959 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

McSweeney's - Ethical Dilemmas Involving Klondike Bars


Jessica - Oct 02, 2009 9:27:03 am PDT #11960 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Dylan spent a LOT of last summer calling one of my neighbors Bubbe. And she does look enough like my mom that I can see where he was coming from. But it was still pretty mortifying.

(And saying "Oh, but my mom was only 24 when she had me, and she's very athletic and dyes her hair so it's not like he's calling you old!" while true, is not so much an option. Because, really, not helpful.)


erikaj - Oct 02, 2009 9:32:50 am PDT #11961 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

That happened to my mom in the grocery store once and she did say "Wow, that kid must have a young grandma."