I'm a vision of hotliness, and how weird is that? Mystical comas. You know, if you can stand the horror of a higher power hijacking your mind and body so that it can give birth to itself, I really recommend 'em.

Cordelia ,'You're Welcome'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Jul 21, 2009 9:38:34 am PDT #118 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I think I remember stories of Orlando Bloom's mother flying in a plane with her son's face on it. That must be one of the things you can never predict doing.


Laura - Jul 21, 2009 9:48:03 am PDT #119 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

Love the colorful planes.

"i am looking for crazy cat stories, specifically about georgia."

Huh, my cat's name is Georgia.


Calli - Jul 21, 2009 9:51:39 am PDT #120 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Turns out there is no online index for "crazy cat stories."

That surprises me.


Jesse - Jul 21, 2009 10:07:07 am PDT #121 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Turns out there is no online index for "crazy cat stories."

How could that be?


msbelle - Jul 21, 2009 10:09:25 am PDT #122 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I think there is money to be made there, right? google ad revenue alone.


tommyrot - Jul 21, 2009 10:11:03 am PDT #123 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Turns out there is no online index for "crazy cat stories."

How could that be?

Because "crazy cat stories" are what happens to other people's cats. When it's their own cat involved, people fail to note that the story is crazy.


Polter-Cow - Jul 21, 2009 10:13:32 am PDT #124 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Ah, of course, the Inverse Someone Else's Cat Field.


Gudanov - Jul 21, 2009 10:21:29 am PDT #125 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

Turns out there is no online index for "crazy cat stories."

Maybe it comes up if you turn off safe search. In which case you probably don't want to know.


amych - Jul 21, 2009 10:24:21 am PDT #126 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

What about "adorable cat stories", and just assuming a reasonably high correlation?


erikaj - Jul 21, 2009 10:30:39 am PDT #127 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!

Phoenix had about 200 last year...of course we also had a team of thrill-killing assholes too, so that won't happen every year.